This is the last #FaggotTourney thread: The tournament is over, and we have crowned the BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE as @judgedread ! And what an exciting tournament this was. In an ABSOLUTELY STUNNING 70-68 victory Judge Dread beat CSB by an inch in a victory in an election which was being carefully scrutinized by NAS! Judge Dread has, in the process, earned the title of GAYFAG HOMOQUEER ASSMAD TROON CANCERRAT and should be addressed accordingly.
What a bracket, though! Let's go down the list and talk about everyone that Judge Dread has shown themselves to be a bigger faggot than!
@PonyPanda , who is well-known for having posted nigger dicks for hours on end!
And last, but certainly not least, @CSB , the ABSOLUTELY LEGENDARY punching bag of NAS, who has a long history of trying to pay people to follow him! His extremely uptight way of interacting with people managed to thrust him all the way past a very competitive field, to the point where he even went around in DMs trying to convince people - including the tournament organizer - to knock him out of the tournament!
Judge Dread is EVEN GAYER than all of these people. He is the UNDISPUTED BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE!
Welcome to Day 2 of the first "Biggest Faggot on Fediverse" Tournament! #FaggotTourney
First, the updates:
-Judge Dread beat CMD with an overwhelming 31-11 win. Lots of people came out to vote CMD because it would be funny, but this was the minority of voters.
-PonyPanda beat StarProphet in a much closer match: 16-9, with the pair being tied for a large portion of the night.
-A bookkeeping error on CMD's part was caught by @mer : this has led to mer and meso being thrown into the bracket, and Jonny Fever and Hachi being thrown out! Is the tournament organizer missing an eye or something? :jahy_gah:
There's no built-in poll. I will make a thread for each match: reply with the name of the person you want to vote for in that thread. The thread will be open for approximately 24 hours, and I will of course be lenient on this.
In order for your vote to be counted as eligible, you must have been on an instance federating with bae.st since January 2024.
Account holders may not vote against themselves!
Known alts are discarded when discovered, and the offender's votes are all removed!
Failure to follow these rules will cause me to mute you for the duration of the tournament - invalidating your votes for the remainder of the tournament!
Remember, have fun! Or have salt. :ayaya: bracket1.png
(I'm not tagging them in every post of this thread. Do you want graf's notifications to die? Do you really?)
Next, a quick description of the types of people we have in this tournament:
-We have Judge Dread, Trevor Goodchild, Epictittus, and StarProphet - a handful of people with a strong Gab culture! Except for Trevor, these are all Gab Refugees - Trevor is the one who happily guided them all here. Their general failure to adapt to the broader fediverse culture has planted this group a whopping FOUR slots in this tournament!
-We have people who have otherwise cheesed off a lot of people: Jeff Cliff, Graf, CSB. Their general prominence in their respective circles has caused people to have beef with them for one reason or another - and so the sum of individual grudges was enough to net them a slot here! This group has THREE slots in this tournament.
-We have the actual homosexuals: PonyPanda, Tomato, Paulo*, Maija, and Hachi! Each of these people has made a name for themselves as an ACTUAL homosexual, and a lot of their presence here is independent of anyone having any actual beef with them - they're just gay! This group has an amazing FIVE slots in this tournament!
-We also have THREE people who propelled themselves into the tournament on purpose, as a joke: Soy Magnus, Ratposter, and the tournament host CMD! I have nothing to say here, I'm in this group!
-Last, we have the standalone internet tough guy: Jonny Fever, who just barely made the cut! His drunken rampages where he tapes himself threatening to fight people are just enough to net him a seed with the lowest group.
Last, the rules:
There's no built-in poll. I will make a thread for each match: reply with the name of the person you want to vote for in that thread. The thread will be open for approximately 24 hours, and I will of course be lenient on this.
In order for your vote to be counted as eligible, you must have been on an instance federating with bae.st since January 2024.
Account holders may not vote against themselves!
Known alts are discarded when discovered, and the offender's votes are all removed!
Failure to follow these rules will cause me to mute you for the duration of the tournament - invalidating your votes for the remainder of the tournament!
Remember, have fun! Or have salt. :ayaya: bracket.png