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Welcome to the First "Biggest Faggot on Fediverse" Tournament!

We are out here starting with a wonderful spread of Fedi's culture!

First, the bracket, in text form:

1 judgedread@poa.st
16 ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st

2 PonyPanda@comfyboy.club
15 StarProphet@noauthority.social

3 mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website
14 epictittus@poa.st

4 jeffcliff@shitposter.world
13 TrevorGoodchild@poa.st

5 graf@poa.st
12 maija@shitposter.world

6 CSB@noauthority.social
11 hachi@detroitriotcity.com

7 Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com
10 Jonny@annihilation.social

8 RatPoster@poa.st
9 paula99@goreslut.xyz

(I'm not tagging them in every post of this thread. Do you want graf's notifications to die? Do you really?)

Next, a quick description of the types of people we have in this tournament:

-We have Judge Dread, Trevor Goodchild, Epictittus, and StarProphet - a handful of people with a strong Gab culture! Except for Trevor, these are all Gab Refugees - Trevor is the one who happily guided them all here. Their general failure to adapt to the broader fediverse culture has planted this group a whopping FOUR slots in this tournament!

-We have people who have otherwise cheesed off a lot of people: Jeff Cliff, Graf, CSB. Their general prominence in their respective circles has caused people to have beef with them for one reason or another - and so the sum of individual grudges was enough to net them a slot here! This group has THREE slots in this tournament.

-We have the actual homosexuals: PonyPanda, Tomato, Paulo*, Maija, and Hachi! Each of these people has made a name for themselves as an ACTUAL homosexual, and a lot of their presence here is independent of anyone having any actual beef with them - they're just gay! This group has an amazing FIVE slots in this tournament!

-We also have THREE people who propelled themselves into the tournament on purpose, as a joke: Soy Magnus, Ratposter, and the tournament host CMD! I have nothing to say here, I'm in this group!

-Last, we have the standalone internet tough guy: Jonny Fever, who just barely made the cut! His drunken rampages where he tapes himself threatening to fight people are just enough to net him a seed with the lowest group.

Last, the rules:

  1. There's no built-in poll. I will make a thread for each match: reply with the name of the person you want to vote for in that thread. The thread will be open for approximately 24 hours, and I will of course be lenient on this.
  2. In order for your vote to be counted as eligible, you must have been on an instance federating with bae.st since January 2024.
  3. Account holders may not vote against themselves!
  4. Known alts are discarded when discovered, and the offender's votes are all removed!

Failure to follow these rules will cause me to mute you for the duration of the tournament - invalidating your votes for the remainder of the tournament!

Remember, have fun! Or have salt. :ayaya:
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