The Genie's face when my first two wishes are to double single mother's rents and to give every blind person in the world their sight back but only for 30 seconds:
President Trump needs your help to stop the swamp and drain the...whatever the fuck we're doing
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They're constructed with the finest jolly ranchers that books of stamps can buy and even assembled in a rainbow pattern because we love THE GAYS!
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Riker's Island Correctional Facility
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The reason the jury instruction for Trump is important even beyond Trump is it sets a dangerous precedent.
Lets say you have an unpaid speeding ticket from 10 years ago. They can't legally bring you to court on that. Oh but now they're gonna charge you for murder. Now you're in court for that cause its a felony.
11 jurors convict you of the speeding ticket, 1 decides you did a heckin murder. Now you're in jail on felony murder over a speeding ticket