Take a moment to appreciate just how bad they actually are with guns. He missed that dude at POINT FUCKING BLANK RANGE. He might as well have had the gun to the back of his head and somehow missed
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of OSHA, I will fear no safety inspector: for God hath made my body a machine that turns violations in to completed projects
"Race mixing with an actual, literal federal agent didn't give me the tradwife life I expected"
This is the type of bitch that will leave a review like "I know the recipe called for brown sugar but I used old motor oil and pencil shavings instead. Would not recommend this recipe"