ElTigre, 1 month ago to random

nugger, 1 month ago to random

TIME TO PEE OUT ONE LONG GELATINOUS WORM SPAGHETTI PEE

ElTigre, 1 month ago to random

Feliz jueves

mushroom_soup, 3 months ago to random

IAMAL_PHARIUS, 3 months ago to random

fish time. poast anime fish

sjw, 4 months ago to random

@siinclaiir :caprisun:
#poll
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elftummy, 4 months ago to random

Spaghetti thread

PraxisOfEvil, 4 months ago to random

Progress is slow but I'm feeling better, quitting alcohol and sugary soda helped, as did not eating any fast food. Seeing some of the fat crippled alcoholics around this area helped as well, that's not how I want to spend my 40s

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WashedOutGundamPilot, 4 months ago to random

Guys post misatos I wanna fill out my collection

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SuperSnekFriend, 4 months ago to random

#BestAnimeGirlTourney
#MainTournament

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QUARTERFINAL #4: 3. HOLO VS. 11. SHINOBU OSHINO

Links to the poll account and thread for those who can't see the quote post:
@AnimeGirlConnoisseur
https://poa.st/@AnimeGirlConnoisseur@bae.st/posts/AeiT7te1aVTiRpCggy
https://bae.st/notice/AeiT7rceTbVSCZODgm
https://varishangout.net/notice/AeiT7twSJcZkRTVkJs

What a rough and exciting battle! We saw the ultimate turnaround in the last match.
Today is the final quarterfinal match before we get to the real finals next week.

** 3 Holo / Spice and Wolf **

Besides Senko and Osaka, Holo is the other beast that has kept everyone on their toes and off their seats. The Fluffy Tail Mafia is holding their tails hoping the two mofu powergirls will drive their way. Holo is their "main" champion, despite Senko being objectively stronger. Both girls are perfect in everyway. But one can argue that Holo is better as her romance is more fleshed and deeper than the wish fulfillment that Senko belongs to.

In the last werewolf versus vampire match, Wolf Girl in Wheat Fields points out, "Wolfgirl with fangs twice as long." Imagine the love bites!

Zealist worked wonders with Stable Diffusion, offering . Perhaps for this match he can make gothic pics of Holo.

Fedi's resident alt-history writer and husband of a Nazi hellwan, Tactical, pines, "Vampire wolfgirl needed." Don't we all?

** 11. Shinobu Oshino / Monogatari **

While Yor struggled to not get doubled by the wolf goddess, Shinobu has a better shot to take on Holo, Shinobu being supernaturally wonderfully herself. To Shinobu's credit, she defeated the tough opponent Lum who is beloved on the Fedi and has great, objective anime credentials.
While unofficially I support Holo, I salute Shinobu and wish her good luck in this match

Kvit, Shinobu's husbando, has been there for his waifu from the beginning, shouting various slogans like "CUTE VAMP," and "VOTE FOR VAMP!"
He does have a mellow outlook however. "I'm gonna have to go nuts tomorrow and even then I bet chances are low. It's worth a shot though, I believe Shinobu deserves the win." Ganbatte vampire bro!

The Greek philosopher Dicer from Poast has this profound observation, "Unlike real women, Shinobu has compassion."

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SuperSnekFriend, 5 months ago to random

#BestAnimeGirlTourney
#MainTournament

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(ROUND 2) MATCH #17: 32. AYUMU "OSAKA" KASUGA VS. 17. TATSUMAKI

Thirty-two girls came into the tournament and sixteen girls remain. We start the round off with the controversial meme girl from Osaka facing off the psychic Tornado of Terror.
We're also going to be doing things a little different this time. Instead of introducing the girls, which we have already done in both the Royal Rumble and Round One, the host will share his toughts then give what other Fedi friends said about the girls previously.

Links to the poll account and thread for those who can't see the quote post:
@AnimeGirlConnoisseur
https://poa.st/@AnimeGirlConnoisseur@bae.st/posts/AeHWS3yrvCA6tJLKpk
https://bae.st/notice/AeHWS0dOKvRiXN7fFY

** 32. Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga / Azumanga Daioh **
https://poa.st/@SuperSnekFriend@mugicha.club/posts/AdXvRBKWlbNQ9Muk3E

Osaka is the most controversial figure in this whole tournament. Barely getting enough votes during the Royal Rumble to even be considered a wild card. She only got a wild card spot because the host decided to let people choose how to deteremine those, and Miia did not automatically bump Osaka out due to a coin flip on the host's part. Both the tie breaker match and the first round match were rife with cheating and Osaka statistically did not have the advantage prior to warrent the numbers she did pull in the first round. Added to that is all the behind-scenes drama and tech and medical problems that prevented full verification of the match. If anything, Osaka is only here due to sheer dumb, sometimes literally dumb, luck. But sheer dumb luck may be what she needs to win Round Two.

We had some detractors who didn't want Osaka in the tournament at all, like William_The_Dragonborn: "Osaka is a literal nobody!"

Both pro-Miia and pro-Megumin Fedi frens are circling the waters ready to trounce on the quiet school girl and all who think this match against Tatsumaki is that shrimple. See for example DEERBLOOD's spicy comment: "Osaka fans should not give up sucking balls and eating cock ass"

Wolf Girls in Wheat Field tried to calm the outrage "Our Osaka is an old school weeb icon that has resurged in popularity recently because memes involving her. Notice how nobody remembers Haruhi despite being huge at the same time, curious?"

** RR 17. Tatsumaki / One Punch Man **
https://poa.st/@SuperSnekFriend@mugicha.club/posts/Ada3OHB9j7rLw9I1xo

Tatsumaki is the last winner using the Plemora poll method. As the results are most likely inflated, her performance last round does not give a flattering look for her if you scaled the second match as if it was voted with the current system. Then again, Osaka's and Megumin's votes were hyper-inflated so what do I know? Tatsumaki is liked by many, but not beloved and when you think of a girl that Osaka could fight, Tatsumaki is one of them. But with the current system in place and virtually no room for cheating, Tonado fans and anti voters could have a field day today?

Not many Fedi friends commented on Tatsumaki alone without referencing Lain, but some did.

From wgiwf: "Tatsumaki doesn't wear underwear, so she has that going for her this round." Wew!

Tatsumaki's chudcel husbando did not appear often during the second match but he did leave the important messages when it counted: "I will remind u guys about tatsu's child bearing hips"

SIC_Guy warned everyone, "You cannot beat our Tatsumaki." We shall see.

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SuperSnekFriend, 5 months ago to random

#BestAnimeGirlTourney
#MainTournament

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MATCH #6: 13. RAPHTALIA VS. 20. RALLY VINCENT

The thick-thighed Thorn Princess managed to take down the big boobied lich. For the sixth match, deliciously brown will face off deliciously monster.

Links for those that can't see quote posts:
@AnimeGirlConnoisseur
https://bae.st/notice/AdmQhi14ZlKm8QrJ7A
https://poa.st/@AnimeGirlConnoisseur@bae.st/posts/AdmQhjcEqwtYTcixua

** 13. Raphtalia / Rising of the Shield Hero **

Shield Hero has always been a mixed bag among anime fans, with many believing the quality has decreased as the series goes on. The sole bright spot of the series, however, is the raccoon girl and eventual lover of the protagonist.

From our lover of Scotish demon women, Gundog:
"Raphtalia is one of the bestest best girls in recent anime, despite Shield Hero falling off in popularity. She is one of the most loyal and heartfelt girls, who stood by Naofumi because she saw the true character of Naofumi, despite the accusations against him and his own repression of his better side because of his jadedness. Absolute ride-or-die girl and the type we all wish we could have for that unfailing love and loyalty, no matter how long it took for Naofumi to realize it himself (although not yet complete because plot)."

** RR 20. Rally Vincent / Gunsmith Cats **

The Fediverse went to town with the brown during the tomboy match. Not only is Rally cute, . It was no wonder she easily won against the other tomboys. But can brown tomboys beat fluffy tails?

From the Royal Rumble intro:
"Deliciously brown and fun all around! This Indo-English gun store owner from New York is driving here to shoot lover through the hearts of Fedi users with her finesse and spunk.
Rally, being a master gun smith, knows how to shoot her way out of any gun fight, while borrowing from her automotive hobby to drive out of any lopsided fight. She is not alone as she takes her assistant Minnie Hopkins (who was nominated) with her on the various bounty hunts. Together they call themselves after Rally's store, Gunsmith Cat.
Being autistic about guns and cars means she's free for any lucky brown anime girl lover out there."

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RealRaul, 5 months ago to random

I’m creating the ministry of lies.
Starting now.