>2050
>be me
>working from home because of covid
>have to take obligatory diversity and inclussion talk in california
>take a flight to california
>everyone else on the plane is either extremely melinated, fat, gay or a mix of those three
>pilot is 400lb woman with brigh blue hair
>copilot is transexual black "woman" with beard
>ffw 1 hour into the flight
>alarms start sounding
>everyone is panicking
>some are even fighting eachother
>monkeynoises.mp3
>go to the pilots cabin to see whats happening
>pilot had a heart attack
>copilot blaming pilot for dying and acusing her of racism
>itsallover.jpg
>before splashing into the ground hear "at least we're not speaking german" IMG_20191229_171604.jpg
Somehow Starbucks has managed to soak up ALL of the tranny workforce in my entire city. I have not seen trannies working almost anywhere here but if you go into Starbucks it's like 80% circus freaks.
Coincidentally Starbucks for the past year has been more empty than I've ever seen it. It's a genuinely unsettling experience trying to get anything there.
@kinishinee@john_rando@grips@RustyCrab resource allocation has to be managed. If 200 people in the same country want to be Livonian language experts. And the entire utility of it isnt worth feeding 200 two hundred people, they will starve to death after a 199 kill battle royale.
Either they dont have a choice what they do or they dont have a choice what they get paid.
The lack of resource allocation in some economies are fucking retarded. Why would you let a large proportion of the population take loans for training they cannot make a living out of?
@RustyCrab@kinishinee@grips@john_rando was present for the recruitment of a operations manager few years ago. they decided to fuck the service vendor and hire a indian guy by themselves.
The Fediverse Council of Evil has spoken: new PSUs on the way, @graf has helped expedite. FSE (and the other VMs) will be back online Saturday night or Sunday morning.
