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MMS21

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Tacos, lime, a third world cigarette and a worn out AK47

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I wanna become a tranny

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All sex is rape

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Instead of interesting or realistic looking graphics you get sweatshop voxel graphics for a whole decade, we hope you enjoy the game.

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Look, alls I’m saying is if a doc prescribed me meds I’m not taking them ahahah I mean you can try but ahaha I’m just not taking them!

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Yeah I’m natty, naturally on creatine.

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What are the best retro games with the most replay-ability?

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Just remembered that I exist

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Been lying about working on this pr for the last 4 days :anko_gross:

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My 9 yo brother keeps coming up to me with facemaxxing bullshit I wanna smack tf outta this kid

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I’m a worthless incel faggot

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They should put tetanus shots inside of nails

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Call me vamp the way I be Bram Stoking my shit

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Is there a lossy compression file format like JPEG but for txt? I think it would be pretty funny to share a message around that degrades, it would work well with something like https://getaether.net/

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I have money to blow on stuff like this but no heart to actually do it https://daylightcomputer.com/product

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its that time again

MMS21,
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Are you working hard or hardly working?

binkle, to random
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my shoulder has been hurting since i woke up i think its broken

MMS21,
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Made in China Chinkle quality body

RustyCrab, to random
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When you're salaried, all the time is a shit on the company's dime

MMS21,
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NEVER
WORK

binkle, to random
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would you rather have to live through the events of luigi's mansion or mario sunshine

MMS21,
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petey phirrana scary 😖

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Chat do not fedpost anymore, it's not worth it. Time to kitty post.

MMS21,
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WHAT HAPPENED!

RustyCrab, to random
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>throw protein powder in the microwave
>starts sparking
what does this mean chat

MMS21,
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Aurora Borealis :anko_surprised:

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I interact with everyone but nobody wants to play toys with me…

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how would you feel if you couldn't rotate breakfast in your head :polybreakfast1:

MMS21,
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chirp

binkle, to random
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off leash pitbull roaming around my neighborhood broke my fence

MMS21,
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fire post 🔥

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bot threads be like

MMS21,
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Hold on let me ask a question about computers and then doubt everyone who answers rq

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Mint carmex is a war crime

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:flubbins: <--- he challenged the lord our god he must be killed

MMS21,
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Thought it was a peepy at first and my heart stopped

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do people feel smart when they use the word "capitalist"? sometimes it feels like it's just a $4 word to impress people instead of a real thing that conveys meaning

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Capitalism is fine as long as it’s not extreme but it’s got my noggin jogging that USA has gone to war with communists like why does it bother you if another country follows another system and isn’t a threat to you?

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why is the funny hamster man talking about rape all the time now :abyss:

MMS21,
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It’s British culture and I’m trying to fit in so they don’t call me an immigrant

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Okay I figured out the secret to not getting retarded sprays out of this cologne bottle. Apparently you can prime it by pushing down on the top pump an extremely little amount like 1/4th of a centimeter and it won't actually spray but if you do that repeatedly you can feel it getting more difficult to press. Do that like 3 times and then you can actually spray it properly

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sniff sniff are you wearing Jean Paul Gautier Pour Homme?

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Flat Earth Twitter be wildin

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MMS21,
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Why do people care so much that flat earthers exist? They’re harmless retards. imo seems like redditors want to dunk on idiots in a pc friendly way and this is one of their only outlets.

Seriously though, tf is a flat earther going to do that angers them so much; become the head of nasa?

binkle, to random
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hacker installing a keylogger on your smart toilet call that a peelogger

MMS21,
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A smart toilet sounds intriguing, what does it do?

18+ binkle, to random
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MMS21,
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I should have listened to the content warming :despair:

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RustyCrab, to random
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update: it's happening again :abyss:

MMS21,
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Oough chinny

RustyCrab, to random
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Damn this logo hits different now

MMS21,
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yea it goes hard

RustyCrab, to random
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found something I needed and I absolutely cannot believe they had this shit in town. I don't remember the last time I walked into a store and they had something good.

MMS21,
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wake up rusty you’re in a dream

RustyCrab, to random
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my patamon has been enlarged

MMS21,
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Shrinkflation has ended. Everything is Texan sized now :)

RustyCrab, to random
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If I see a celebrity on brand packaging I just immediately assume it's a piece of shit

MMS21,
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He looks so happy…

binkle, to random
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mix asphalt into your din sung gao call that street food

MMS21,
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Oh to be Chinese 😔

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an entire day devoted to finding out "yeah no this function does nothing and it never will" :pleadhelp:

MMS21,
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You and rustycrab’s work at the eternal ball sack destruction factory

RustyCrab, to random
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fellas is it gay

MMS21,
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totally :niggakagi-aisummary:

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MMS21,
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Aww man I’ve posted skin and my curtains before

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HEY LIBTARD! what if we kissed?
😳
👉👈

MMS21,
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Finally a use for the 🧩 emote reaction

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New horror unlocked: imagine if babies could he heard crying in the womb

binkle, to random
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:grinch: <--- how long has he been watching

MMS21,
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if only they knew

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MMS21,
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Fact checked by real American patriots

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