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RustyCrab, to random
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legitimately confused what their plan here is

MMS21,
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Why are kikes against this? Kinda surprising

binkle, to random
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:fat1::kot2::fat3:
:kot4::fat5::kot6:
:fat7::kot8::fat9:

MMS21,
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This is a bit too far

inertia, to random
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You know that YouTube has this little [Skip Ad] button? You know what the reward is for not clicking that and watching the full ad instead?

ANOTHER AD. WITH THE SKIP AD BUTTON TIMER RESET!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MMS21,
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Use uBlock Origin on FireFox 🦅

MMS21,
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Ouugghh the TALMUD VISION ouuugghh the :niggatv: ougghh :blobcatcry: :niggasob:

RustyCrab, to random
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I am doing almost nothing at work for the past few weeks. However, a few months ago I had a big spree where I got so much done it was unbeliveavle. I never actually committed it and just had it on my own local branch. I'm currently cherry picking over a few commits per day and pushing them upstream so it looks like I'm working. This is real niggabigbrain shit.

MMS21,
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The word based doesn’t do this post justice. We need something more powerful. Gigabased perhaps?

RustyCrab, to random
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any girls

MMS21,
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🛰️ any girls 📡

MMS21, to random
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🛰️ any buds 📡

binkle, to random
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this video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWRph_R1Eww

is long and kinda depressing, but it got me thinking:

I don't think the reaction of OG internet dwellers to normies hosting the most popular websites should be defeat.

That a niche website doesn't have millions of people on it doesn't particularly matter, because if it were in the before-times, that site also wouldn't have millions. It would have a couple hundred, maybe a couple thousand dedicated users.

I think the proper reaction to normies doing normie things online is to simply ignore them and stay well away. Stop comparing it to other places and just focus on making the site you care about a fun place to be

MMS21,
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nigga nobody wants a smaller internet. I got psyop’d into making calicoforum(dot)com and absolutely nobody gives a shit. I let the ssl cert expire and haven’t pushed the latest commit to main in months. gonna kms tonight cute kitty overdose :3:3

RustyCrab, to random
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>whole foods hot bar is $12 per pound
bro what the fuck this tastes like prison food. It's not even hot. THE TURKEY SAUSAGE WAS RAW

MMS21,
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Shoot up the store 😃

MMS21, to random
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The secret service is probably watching me now bc I’m mutuals with creamqueen and I would just like to say, PLEASE SEND OVER THE HOTTEST WOMAN OFFICER YOU HAVE AND ILL DRAIN MY NUTS IN HER PUSSY 🥺

creamqueen, to random
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anyway thats enough about that. i made some progress popping the dent in my door today, im gonna need a different set of tools to really get it popped back out though. pulled my door panel and i guess it looks a little better

MMS21,
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Feds are reading into this one thinkin wtf is he saying

RustyCrab, to random
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Read that as wholesome games goonlands because my brain is fried

MMS21,
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Fried? Ough… :niggachicken:

MMS21, to random
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there's something severely wrong with you niggars who post lewd anime girls

binkle, to random
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salting my chocolate chip cookies (i am a coal miner)

MMS21,
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You’re like the norman of fedi (r/lifeofnorman)

RustyCrab, to random
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I am going to start actively encouraging /ourguys/ to tell everyone that us programmers are in imminent danger of unemployment because AI is taking all our jobs. Please for god's sake roll back the clock to when everyone didn't sign up to that shit by default. :cate:

MMS21,
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Okay sir I've changed my programming. Going to tell people that AI replaced me from now on.

RustyCrab, to random
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Tasks like this make me remember why tech bros are all on drugs :abyss:

MMS21,
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Taking taking adderall xr, microdosing lsd, ashwaganda, herbal tea, orange lamp pointed at your head and weed just to write 1% more shit code for boss man

RustyCrab, to random
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What do you guys do to get yourself through particularly grueling tasks at work

MMS21,
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Tell people that you’re working on it and then wait till the last minute to actually work on it

thegreatape, to random
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Let me tell you about a couple of three things

MMS21,
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Woah another senior numbers guy on the TL

RustyCrab, to random
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Leaning more by choosing one key binding per day and focusing on it

MMS21,
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nvim… niggavim

binkle, to random
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MMS21,
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ough chiggy… :blobcatcry:

MMS21, to random
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    MMS21,
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    THE FAST FOOD EMPLOYEE REALLY SAID “OH HE ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN BURGER??? RAPE HIM!!! BUT KILL HIM FIRST”

    MMS21,
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    It’s slightly mushy because of the hot sauce

    MMS21,
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    Finna self immolate outside da shop

    RustyCrab, to random
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    Realizing that I've been gradually sliding into full alt-tech mode because it's actually getting usable for the first time in my life. 40 years from now FOSS people are gonna be giving 'both ways uphill' speeches like "BACK IN MY DAY WE GOT 4 SEGFAULTS ON BOOT AND WE NEVER COMPLAINED"

    MMS21,
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    Yeah but why, what would you do with it?

    Inginsub, to random
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    He should have fixed his hairline instead

    MMS21,
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    its over for you

    MMS21,
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    i thought you had instagram? theres always someone asking "whats mewing" under a mewing post and everyone replies "its over for you".

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mewing

    MeowMeow, to random

    The Google Pixel display is just much nicer to look at. Everything is so vibrant and pretty ​:neocat_aww:​

    MMS21,
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    I thought everyone uses a samsung display

    RustyCrab, to random
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    holy fucking shit my work slack has an emoji called :islam: and it's this

    MMS21,
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    Nigga thats a sikh turban. I’m gonna bomb ur office bruh!!

    Ukko, to random
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    >be 25
    >older than zyzz was
    >literally missed peak masculinisation age
    >iwnbam
    should I just an hero, chat?

    MMS21,
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    Isn’t peak male age 30-33?

    MMS21,
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    How is he peak male anything when he took drugs lmao

    binkle, to random
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    what if we had a fedi meetup where we don't tell each other what we look like we just agree to meet in a place and then mill about awkwardly looking at all the strangers wondering "i-is that him? no it couldn't be"

    MMS21,
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    How would everyone out themselves? I think you would start showing us fucked up hybrid critters on your phone.

    RustyCrab, to random
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    >lists all nigga emotes
    >monitor goes black
    pottery

    MMS21,
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    :niggapottery:

    binkle, to random
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    the "in" in "india" stands for "in" because they are "in" india :retard:

    MMS21,
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    Ough chiggamoning

    RustyCrab, to random
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    but did you have to

    MMS21,
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    Rust trannies transitioning everything

    binkle, to random
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    is there an online personality test for autism i want to see if a clickhole style website thinks im autistic

    MMS21,
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    everyone wanna wear carhartt shit until its time to do carhartt shit

    MMS21,
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    my office chair rocks buddy. i occasionally do carhartt shit on the weekends tho.

    MMS21, to random
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    I firmly believe that travelling to space is less expensive than using the UK's trains :niggarail:

    MMS21, to random
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    what if we KILLED people that we didn't like

    MMS21,
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    name one

    RustyCrab, to random
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    I will wear these to a funeral for $500

    MMS21,
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    Shit I’d do it for FREE niggar

    MMS21, to random
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    video/mp4

    MMS21, to random
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    She touch me on my chinkle till I Chinese New Year

    RustyCrab, to random
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    :alert: USER ERIC ZHANG IS CHINESE :alert:

    MMS21,
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    Ough… ericu zhang :chinkle:

    RustyCrab, to random
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    asking blacks "what if you were chinese"

    MMS21,
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    But I’m black?? Wut u mean white BOY!!

    georgia, to random

    https://netzsphaere.xyz/media/819a6e2c03c6c54b6142644b5e3392380727c8fe6389b0118925c27729ca710e.jpg

    MMS21,
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    @RustyCrab us

    RustyCrab, to random
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    He is LOST in the DESERT someone HELP HIM

    MMS21,
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    Ough lost in the desert ogh 🏜️🐫

    binkle, to random
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    i can buy whiskey shipped straight from Ireland but i can't buy coke energy drink from brazil this is fucked up

    MMS21,
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    they suppress our medicine and sell us their "cures"

    binkle, to random
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    video/mp4

    MMS21,
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    this is seriously fucked up (not joking)

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