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starshine, to random
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hello transfem fedi user. in front of you is a computer. all you have to do is admit that you’re cute on your main account. if you do that, the door will open and you will be free to go. if you do not within five hours, i will fill the room up to neck height with testosterone gel.

RedCyberPandaz,
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@starshine that means I can take that testosterone gel and put it in containers and give it to my trans guy friends, and I dont have to fight my self image issues. I see no downside ​:BlobCat_Giggle:​

18+ natty, to random
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Natty what did you just draw

18+ RedCyberPandaz,
@RedCyberPandaz@zoner.work avatar

@natty please never stop being who you are ​:BlobCat_Heart:​

yassie_j, to random
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone avatar

Nitrate and bitrate are pronounced differently

RedCyberPandaz,
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@yassie_j yeah thats why you pronounce it biterate

18+ AnarchoCatgirlism, to random

Morning fedi, who up merrying they juana?

18+ RedCyberPandaz,
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@AnarchoCatgirlism not me yet, I just woke up, and I got stuff to do so I gotta wait.

karabaic, to random
@karabaic@mastodon.social avatar

Hey! US folks! Those noncompete clauses you signed? Just banned.

Celebrate!

Go work for a competitor. Go found your own competition.

https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2024/04/ftc-announces-rule-banning-noncompetes

RedCyberPandaz,
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@karabaic so say I work at a chain, and I learned that I can't have a second job at another chain because they are a "competitor" and my first job will fire me, is this going to protect me from being fired if I do that or is that something different? I'm pretty ignorant to this kinds of stuff ​:neofox_laugh_sweat:​

RedCyberPandaz,
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@cjkreklow @karabaic yeah well I'm autistic and put my knowledge into computers and technology so when I read things like that in "legal speak" it seems like a line of word spaghetti with nothing pointing to what it actually means. I'm sure its not hard for you to understand it but to me it makes no sense, probably the same way a hex editor and a DLL injector and a real time ram editor would make no sense to you.

RedCyberPandaz,
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@cjkreklow @karabaic its okay, tone and expressions are hard to convey over text on the internet and its really easy to interpret what's being expressed incorrectly. I appreciate you clearing that up.

yassie_j, to random
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone avatar

CALL ME A REVOLVING DOOR

BECAUSE I'M UNHINGED

18+ RedCyberPandaz,
@RedCyberPandaz@zoner.work avatar

@yassie_j Call me a revolving door
Because I need a massive rod shoved inside me to function properly

jo, to random
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When eating the transgender flag, do yall start with the white part or the blue part?

RedCyberPandaz,
@RedCyberPandaz@zoner.work avatar

@jo the blue, and then the white, and them I finish with the pink because you gotta save the best for last.

lucretia, to random
@lucretia@final.town avatar

This Earth Day, consider doing your bit for the environment by [REDACTED] a board member of ExxonMobil.

Together, we can make a difference ❤️ 🌍

RedCyberPandaz,
@RedCyberPandaz@zoner.work avatar

@lucretia as someone who works at an ExxonMobil gas station, I agree. Also if you work at any ExxonMobil place, just let people steal and give them free drinks and coffee and stuff. Fuck em. Wanna pay you $10 an hour to run an entire gas station by yourself for 8-10 hours every day with no breaks and charge that much for a bag of chips? Get fucked.

ctrl, to random

hey fedi, how old do you think we are

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RedCyberPandaz,
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@ctrl I wanna say 26?

em, to random
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why am I horny a lot and how do I solve this? /srs

18+ RedCyberPandaz,
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@em Any time I've gotten like that its just "take care of it until it stops" and then get back on with my day.

18+ RedCyberPandaz,
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@em me either usually. Its frustrating. Like I just wanna make dinner and let the dogs out and watch my anime and youre gonna act up now?

epsi, to random
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  • RedCyberPandaz,
    @RedCyberPandaz@zoner.work avatar

    @epsi I'll make a competitor to your flatpakchat, I'll call it AppImageChat

    gintoxicating, to random
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    natural human development

    RedCyberPandaz,
    @RedCyberPandaz@zoner.work avatar

    @gintoxicating exactly, went from "I need to live up to expectations" to "I can't live up to expectations" to "I'll live up to my own expectations."

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