yassie_j

18+ yassie_j, 13 hours ago to random

British leaders debates:
Both sides have a mutual distrust of each other, but otherwise vaguely take turns and the moderator repeatedly tells them to shut the fuck up. It is mildly informative, although nothing special.

US leaders debates:
The moderator is playing Subway Surfers the entire time, it appears. Both candidates spend the entire time trying to act like a parody of themselves in a new form of meta-sincere-hyper-irony. You would rather eat a pigeon than continue watching.

yassie_j, 1 day ago to random

I should go to the park and read a book

yassie_j, 1 day ago to random

I can’t believe the liberals get their own flag 🇱🇷

yassie_j, 1 day ago to random

Okay time for work now

Good bye little creatures ❤️

I stuff you inside my rucksack to take with me and then forget about you accidentally

yassie_j, 1 day ago to random

Neoliberalism implies the existence of blobliberalism

yassie_j, 2 days ago to random

Car-centricity is cringe, doods

I just wanna take the choo choo (but it doesn’t exist)

yassie_j, 2 days ago to random

Every post that says “Linux hot take” is so funny to me because I don’t understand the opinion being held

yassie_j, 3 days ago to random

@zaire: “I love black tar heroin.”

yassie_j, 3 days ago to random

Hey babe.

Are you below 90°?

Because you're acute. <3

yassie_j, 4 days ago to random

Girls w/ guitars > girls w/out guitars

yassie_j, 4 days ago to random

I need a swordswoman gf TBQH

yassie_j, 4 days ago to random

Oh. Okay.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1dmz45x/just_stop_dating_people_with_poop_stains_in_their

yassie_j, 4 days ago to random

Saw someone refer to "rockets" on posts and I was really confused until I realised that's the icon that Sharkey uses for boosts lmao

yassie_j, 4 days ago to random

I ate so many steamed vegetables

I am so healthy

yassie_j, 4 days ago to random

Select your language:

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18+ yassie_j, 4 days ago to random

The real problem with both parties so far is that nobody is talking about local government, which does the bulk of work in this country

Education, social care, health, public transport, housing, libraries, etc

It’s all well and good saying that the NHS will get money, but it means shit if local government doesn’t get the money to do social care

Especially when the Government’s budget always treats local government spending as something to easily dispose of

Will Labour do something about it? I sure hope they will, because pretty much everything they’ve pledged in the manifesto requires a massive amount of support from cities and counties, and they’re not going to be able to do much if they don’t have the money. In fact, some, like fixing potholes are solely the purview of local government.

Labour said the age of austerity is over, but it remains to be seen if they’ll end the austerity in local government too

yassie_j, 4 days ago to random

Ice cream sales go up when the weather is hot.

Therefore, climate change is caused by ice cream.

yassie_j, 4 days ago to random

How it feels when someone puts me as a floating, unconnected dot on their polycule chart

yassie_j, 4 days ago to random

The corporate network has gone down again. =_=

I was halfway through a case, I was just about to finalise the decision. I had to do one more bit before I could press submit and then… Everything crashed.

Ughhh… Well, I guess now I have an extended lunch break.

yassie_j, 4 days ago to random

NOOOO it’s back!!!! Noooo!!!

RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/fc9cdea4-6a44-409e-a9bd-6ff87a58d3a4

yassie_j, 5 days ago to random

forest witch save me

yassie_j, 5 days ago to random

I just realised that the Air-Rail Link between International station and the Airport is on a loop

How many times could one ride it before being told off

yassie_j, 5 days ago to random

Me playing Saints Row in 2016: Wow, I can switch gender whenever I want, this feels great

Me now: ah, I’m agender

yassie_j, 5 days ago to random

The idea that the videogame industry shouldn't be taking risks any more seems pretty incredible when you consider that one of the bestselling and beloved videogame franchise is about some Italian plumber who eats flowers that allow him to toss fireballs.

Like. That is one hell of a creative risk that has paid off in billions.

yassie_j, 6 days ago to random

red head

tomboy

gf

yassie_j, 6 days ago to random

I think Coolsville sucks

yassie_j, 6 days ago to random

sweaty anime girls

yassie_j, 6 days ago to random

Who wants to go fishing with me?

The white-bellied scooter is a common sight in the rivers of Birmingham

yassie_j, 6 days ago to random

Sometimes I think about that ⅓-pound burger some US food chain served, but nobody bought it because customers thought that it was smaller than a regular ¼-pound burger.

18+ yassie_j, 6 days ago to random

yassie_j, 6 days ago to random

Asbestos is like a real-life monkey’s paw scenario

We found a material that is cheap, strong, lightweight, easy to work with, and versatile for construction

Then it turns out the downside is that it gives you fucking cancer

yassie_j, 6 days ago to random

They should ban the notes that swap tracks in Beat Saber

I don’t understand why they exist except to catch me out

yassie_j, 7 days ago to random

You see a post that looks kind of random.

“Huh, that’s weird,” you think to yourself.

You see a similar post again by a different person.

“Oh, huh, this is confusing.”

You then see a third, similar, post by another person.

“Oh, this is a meme…” you realise.

yassie_j, 7 days ago to random

I’m a 0-bit OS

yassie_j, 7 days ago to random

Good morning! ❤️ Happy Friday!! I’m very sleepy… I didn’t sleep so well… :(

I hope you have a good day. I poke your face cheeks

yassie_j, 8 days ago to random

Goodnight <3

I sleep inside your mobile phone

yassie_j, 8 days ago to random

Found this old screenshot from my snowdin days with @agatha

yassie_j, 8 days ago to random

Rental properties be like: cardboard box under a bridge, walking distance to a booze shop, £1500/mo

yassie_j, 8 days ago to random

Trying to think of the most caustic, acidic, yet irreverent way to respond to a techbro is like 25% of my fedi life

yassie_j, 9 days ago to random

I delete your birth certificate and passport

yassie_j, 9 days ago to random

Ughhhh I ran out of bread

I eat so much bread I might just be a duck or something

yassie_j, 10 days ago to random

It’s pretty fucked up that “para-“ in “parachute” is a different word to “para-“ in “paralegal” or “paramedic”

yassie_j, 10 days ago to random

I’m about to head into The Yascast studio with @mayu for Episode 13 + 1! Please keep quiet when the “in session” light is on.

18+ yassie_j, 10 days ago to random

I should be a food photographer lol

Anyway, I’m a great cook of course

yassie_j, 10 days ago to random

I am making food for you now

yassie_j, 11 days ago to random

Would you capture me if I was the objective?

yassie_j, 11 days ago to random

This post contains content that requires YasCoin.

Pay 100 YASC?

yassie_j, 11 days ago to random

Related to last post, but I think it is annoying how both mine and Manchester decided to copy London and call their transport authorities “Transport for X”

“Transport for London” is already a clunky mouthful, and TfL is a funny one to type out all the time. “London Transport” was a much neater sounding name.

Here we went from “Centro”, which is such a cool name?? It sounds so futuristic. Then we went to Network West Midlands, which sounds… Nice, I guess, it flows well when you say it. But now it’s Transport for West Midlands, which… Why? It has way too many syllables??? Why couldn’t it be Transport West Midlands?

Transport for Greater Manchester is also similarly unwiedly. IDK what it could be called instead, since the previous name was the equally mouthy Greater Manchester Passenger Transport Executive.

Anyway, when the name of your metropolitan country is already wordy, adding more words without considering flow is pretty incredible