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matty, to random
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Installing Microsoft Flight Simulator so I can live vicariously through the video game and fly myself into the silly side of a mountain range

Rose,
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My dear, we have talked about this. Now say it with me—

NO SUICIDE JOKES :impaler:

Goalkeeper, to random
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Rose,
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Convertible? Manual?

Rose,
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You don’t know if your car is a convertible? :HazeSmug:

Rose,
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I can’t tell if you’re messing with me. I mean does the top go down?

Rose,
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That’s it. Go stand in the corner for being obtuse!

Jonaschuzzlewit, to random
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We did the best version of Dr pimple popper ever on a sheep today.

@tyler and @Grumblesock

Like a tube of toothpaste if it contained flan out... Wife was green as the river in Chicago on March 17

Rose,
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Maybe a calf table would work well for a sheep.

Rose,
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Rose,
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Obviously once you open it, you expose it to outside bacteria. But there’s plenty of topical antiseptics to prevent infection. And if the pustule contains something the body is trying to expel…I’d cut it open. And deal with keeping it clean afterwards.

Rose,
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You can dilute it to take some of the sting off.

Rose,
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It’s also a cheap and natural alternative to dry cleaning! Just spray it on.

Rose,
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What? I’m talking about dry cleaning clothes. Though I guess you could spray yourself with vodka if you stunk but couldn’t shower.

Hoss, to random
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Lol.

Rose,
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I knew it. I am too.

Rose,
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I'd rather be in pain than tickled.

Rose,
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Yes. It makes you feel alive. But not headaches. Those can take a hike.

Rose,
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I may be a masochist, but I'm not a quitter :blob_shrug:

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