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matty

@matty@nicecrew.digital

Christ is King
President/CEO of Benis, LLC
CTO of Wenis Holdings, Ltd.
Apologetically imperfect
Shitpost extraordinaire
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Time to shower and then detonate my dingaling

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Meanwhile in Gears of War...

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If you work less than 132 hours per day don't even talk to me. You don't even know about the boot straps.

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Scrolled the Gab timeline for the first time in about a month. Basically just Facebook for boomers. Wew lad.

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Call my dick the octopus because I got 8 of them hoes ​

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Gonna ram an entire sheep up my dick hole

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might grill my dick on the grill (the grill)

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Keep your raifu by your sneed

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How's everyone tonight?

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N

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Dude at Burger King asked me if I wanted a crown. I was taken back by that and wondered if he knew who I was. So in order to maintain strict OPSEC I said "yes" and threw up a Roman salute. ​​

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Slap my big meaty honkin titties

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We hit 1.7 million posts by the way

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Yeah I think we're gonna have a presidential debate stream tomorrow evening - hosted by yours truly.

https://nicecrew.tv/w/ow9L8zJincH9H4rWEyQYWZ

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>adblock isn't working for YouTube anymore unless you refresh the page when you get the prompt

ReVanced still works.. for now.

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Oh fuck yeah now the liberals can't call us racist anymore

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they call me the bengal tiger the way I be eating through these high tension lines

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:default_dance:

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shit my pant

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zooted

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They don't call me the rhombus rooster for nothing bitch

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:default_dance:

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We're going sneed sneed in an earlier feed

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I'M WAKING UP
TO SHIT MY BUTT
I WIPE MY ASS
AND EAT THE CRUST

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I might detonate my dick here momentarily

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Good morning nall yiggas

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nvidia sneedforce chuckxperience

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video/webm

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video/webm

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>hey

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I'm thinking what I'm gonna do from now on is just grab my balls at the base and slam them against doors until they close

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Good morning nall yiggas

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we wuz mf carbon based organisms n sheeiiit

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what it do mayne

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I'm gonna nail my balls to my own ass and then use it as a parachute when I jump out of Air Force One into the Jalopi Volcano

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It's been a long day. I'm heading to bed. Good night, nall yiggas.

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:jew_noticed:

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Pissing out my balls

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This will also affect NCD's Matrix chat, sorry I forgot I moved that to the same datacenter. If you notice long load times, it's because shit don't be wurkin mayne fr fr but it should be big bussin here in a little while

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Good morning nall yiggas

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about time I completely annihilated my goobis

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Hmm we are getting spammed with delete requests.

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Learning React is a pain in the ass. Strange syntax. Gotta admit I'm a little demoralized but I gotta push through it.

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