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RustyCrab, to random
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Having the opposite of a Robert Downey Jr moment (eating a burrito that's so disgusting it makes me realize life is not worth living)

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forget all this gay social activism where is my "no pants movement" that's the real oppression

RustyCrab, to random
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>watch king cobra cooking video
>nausea returns the next day
hm

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my feet still hurt after weeks might need to see a pedo about it

RustyCrab, to random
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Feel like I'm stuck in cement this morning

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me posting movie reviews on fediverse dot com

RustyCrab, to random
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I obsessively hate big trucks (anti semi 'tism)

RustyCrab, to random
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how common is it to have to listen to things to fall asleep.
I feel like that's a sign of mental illness (I do it)

RustyCrab, to random
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If your blood pressure isn't high it means you don't have enough blood

RustyCrab, to random
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It's not even the peak of summer yet
:blank: :niggasun:
:niggaabyss:

RustyCrab, to random
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🦍 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE ✅ . PLEASE START GAMBLING 👍 . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯

RustyCrab, to random
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No Country for Old Men is the most kino movie ever made

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it feels like there's a point of caffeine consumption where I can go right up to the line and feel no ill effects but then I go one milligram beyond and suddenly my heart starts pounding uncontrollably

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