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yockeypuck, to random
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As you know, when you do something ironically you are in fact doing it.

So do not get mired in malarkey: we are sincere Hillary Clinton supporters.

SKracket,
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Very Brave of You

n3f_X, to random
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SKracket,
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His grandparents got on the cattle cars with no fuss according to legend.

Im ok with that happening again.

KittyTantrum, to random
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My husband told me I'm the most utilitarian person he knows. I consider that quite a compliment, but I'm also a bit unsettled that he doesn't know any dudes he would consider more utilitarian-minded than his retarded little wife.

But then I look around and it's like... he's probably not wrong?

And that's awful?

:acat:

SKracket,
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call in the expert!
@Humpleupagus

Cornelius, to random
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SKracket,
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well you cant measure a spiritual phenomenon like possession so what do you want?

Jonaschuzzlewit, to random
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We did the best version of Dr pimple popper ever on a sheep today.

@tyler and @Grumblesock

Like a tube of toothpaste if it contained flan out... Wife was green as the river in Chicago on March 17

SKracket,
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what? does it remove wrinkles?

justnormalkorean, to random
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Nikki Haley is only winning in 1 state today lol

SKracket,
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spinster merch? you gotta show that page

sjw, to random
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This is what $30 of groceries looks like.
The only reason I got extra large eggs is because they were only 1¢ more expensive than large eggs.
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SKracket,
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they made the egg categories smaller a few years ago. your xl is what used to be an l

KiKi88, to random
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How the f did people (men) come up with food competitions to see who is the fastest eater

Why do you do this?
What is wrong with you people :blob_cry:
I want to vomit everytime i see it

SKracket,
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oh, oh gawd. heaving. why did i read that i was just fine imagining it was whipped cream

SKracket, to random
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Why the fuck are everyone's ideas some version of "let's go back to the past it was better"

Fuck off you unimaginative cunts. We conquered the globe because of our creativity, not by slavishly following the tenets of our ancestors. How about you honor them by being creative instead of desiring to be a stagnant mandarin dreaming in a weed filled pond?

Meant with the best of feelings, not directed at leaf lord in particular he's just the catalyst

Xenophon, to random
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womens suffrage was a mistake

SKracket,
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but you are one of those people

SKracket,
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so, rapist isn't you?

SKracket,
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I think my case is persuasive but we can always get an expert opinion @Humpleupagus

Humpleupagus, to random
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Oh shit, I forgot that I have to meet Dick Wad for lunch at Mexico tomorrow. 🙄

SKracket,
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forgot? I'm beginning to think you aren't an elephant after all

binkle, to random
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what does my character know about the structural weaknesses of this elven tower

SKracket,
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so we can relax while we think about this problem? it's clearly made of elven glass, i can see all our faces in it

SKracket, to random
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Hump admits to being average, in what is sure to be a suprising confession to most of his followers

matty, to random
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SKracket,
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putin our cities at ritz or on the ritz?

Terry, to random
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Oklahoma, Arkansas and Florida sending troops to the border
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SKracket,
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i thought the bp was full of your people

Humpleupagus, to random
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SKracket,
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nobody asked how good you had it, we asked how bad you have it, so we can all be miserable together!

nugger, to random
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ONE POINT OF MY CHAFING AT MISAPPLIED TECH THAT I KEEP WANTING TO MAKE AN EFFORT POST ABOUT FOR YEARS AND NEVER DO IS HOW NICKEL IRON BATTERIES ARE VERY CLEARLY THE SETUP THAT WILL STAND THE TEST OF TIME BUT FOR THE RETARDED DESIRE TO POWER ELECTRIC MOTORS WITH BATTERIES

IM GLAD THAT THERES AT LEAST SOME SKEPTICISM ABOUT THAT CONCEPT NOW THAT SOME MACHINE PEOPLE ARE PUSHING "ELECTRIC VEHICLES"

SKracket,
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darkness surrounds me! all i am, all i see! i cannot live, i cannot die, trapped in myself

I'm laughing at how well this metallica song about a blind deaf and dumb quad amputee describes what I imagine being a nigger is like

doctorsex, to random
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Do NOT tell me you come from "donkey kong country" that is NOT a real place and I KNOW you're LYING

SKracket,
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I just realized Kong is missing out on a huge marketing opportunity

SKracket,
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So that's why he's the most hated character....

SKracket,
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well TIL kirby sounds harsh to japanese ears

SKracket,
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Like us english speakers?

SKracket,
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He succeeded where every japanese boy had failed.

SKracket,
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TIL a rough rug and a thug though apparantly dissimilar are in fact, homonyms.

graf, to random
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trust the plan

SKracket,
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during lent we only have 4 cause two of the bots give up posting as penance

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