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SirTux

@SirTux@chaos.social

A catdragon on a mission. Smile and wave, boys! (he/him)

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cato, to random
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I love how the chip manufacturer describes "no error" and "error" cases as "sunny day" and "rainy day" sequences :D

SirTux,
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@cato We also have "Happy Path" and "Not so happy Path" and the dreaded "Disaster Path"..

cato, to random
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fielmann last week: okay your glasses will be ready for pick up in two weeks

fielmann now: yo your glasses are ready (after just one week)

honestly i keep being satisfied with them every single time i'm there lol

SirTux,
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@cato They have their processes in order, until something goes wrong. They try then very hard, but satisfaction looks different (at least for me). With my current glasses they needed 3 tries to get the right ones, and fix their shitty recommendations...

SirTux, to random
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TIL: Wenn man eine Magnetspule aus einem Superconductor hat, und eine Moeglichkeit die Spule mit einem Superconductor-Switch kurzzuschliessen, dann kann man quasi die Spule "aufladen", den Switch closen, und das Magnetfeld bleibt erhalten. Mind blown.

SirTux,
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@cato Ich frage mich gerade, ob das nicht irgendwie fast schon ein Perpetuum Mobile ist kopf kratz

cato, to random
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Spotify you fucking dipshits. They just cancelled my subscription because I forgot to agree to the new price. They initially reminded me THREE MONTHS AGO. They could have at least sent out a reminder like "hey, we're gonna cancel it if you don't agree within the next week". Now I gotta re-subscribe in February.

SirTux,
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@cato Hu? I got begging messages every time I opened the app on the phone, and I ignored it, if they cancel me now I'll just move on...

cato, to random German
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"Ein Brief von Bundespolizei ist unterwegs zu Ihnen" - die haben also erstaunlich schnell auf meine Anfrage über meine persönlichen Daten geantwortet :D

SirTux,
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@cato Die haben den Prozess auch im Griff. Wenn man viel Spass haben will, fragt man das Verteidigungsministerium, da kommt dann Screendumps von Mainframes zurueck, und die bitte ihnen doch zu sagen, wo denn Akten sein koennten, mit welchen KwEa man zu tun hatte und solche Spaesschen...

cato, to random
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So I miiiight have spent 300€ on 16-segment LED modules

(hand for scale)

SirTux,
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@cato Moderne Kunst!

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