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Woodshop "Danger" Handman

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Good fucking morning

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Goodnight friends

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Cute girl at work talked to me today but not the one I want to talk to me

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Like came up to me and just started the conversation. I was out of my element, caught me off-guard.

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Mouse girl is wary of me because there's a significant age gap (7 years) between us and I almost actually consider using this other girl (has tattoos) as a way of making mouse girl jealous enough to get over it. I'm a horrible person and I hate myself.

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@Riamu Mouse girl is very flighty and shy and awkward and kinda nerdy. She is pale und petite and has fluffy reddish hair. I'm 95% sure she's a virgin. She's (physically) everything I'm looking for and I genuinely don't know how to approach things with her, especially with that age gap getting in the way (She's only 19).
I must have died and gone to hell because this is fucking torture.

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Goodnight friends. May we all wake up in a better world tomorrow.

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@zero :hhHHHAAAH:

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Poast mods see this and laugh
THEY FUCKING LAUGH

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@BigDuck Damn what's that word that's hidden behind the emoji???

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Oakpill.com has just released a new wave of shirts! We've got a couple new designs as well as a few old/revamped designs publishing to the website right now, including the long-awaited "Kaczynski - Nightcall" shirt and the classic "White Boy Summer" tee.

50% of all proceeds from every sale get funneled right back in to funding Poast, so please check it out and help contribute to your favorite shitposting platform!

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been meaning to play gaming for literal weeks and there's nobody around to talk down to me about doing it so im going to do just that :aishock:

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@graf @RMIV Damn bitch you live like this???

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@WoodshopHandman alright tap in invidious.poast.org/watch?v=6hrN9djjzvg

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@graf Back to 2019 twitter
invidious.poast.org/watch?v=aIarqZXbbRg&listen=false

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Happy fakecel day tomorrow. (I don't celebrate)

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@Riamu Realcel bros check in

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@Riamu Cels with incels

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WISH I KNEW MORE COOL FLAMENCO/MARIACHI GUITAR SONGS BUT I DON'T SPEAK ESPANISH SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR
AND I TRY TO LOOK UP FLAMENCO MUSIC AND MOST OF WHAT I GET ARE FUCKING VIDEO GAME COVERS
OR COVERS OF POP/ROCK SONGS
I WANT GOOD ORIGINAL MUSIC
OR AT LEAST COVERS OF TRADITIONAL SONGS

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@graf I mean if we're gonna post covers anyway
invidious.poast.org/watch?v=R8OGzqrsGTE

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holy fuck its real lmfao nst.com.my/news/nation/2024/02/1011823/netizens-demand-action-against-controversial-pro-israeli-political

RT: https://poa.st/objects/ecae35af-40a6-4b68-8cf9-ae5adac1bffa

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@graf @CankleMonitor GET HIS ASS
FIRING SQUAD EXECUTION NOW

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@graf @CankleMonitor I NEVER WANNA SEE THIS DUMB DYSGENIC MUTTS FACE EVER AGAIN
BURY HIM ALIVE FOR HIS TRESPASSES

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MY BACKSTORY IS AN ELF SLIGHTED ME ONCE

RT: https://clubcyberia.co/objects/746a5452-5401-40e4-ae61-88c26218d80d

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New shirt idea:
I DON'T TRUST MACHINES

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@nike @MK2boogaloo

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>Tell boss man at work about a way for the workplace to save some time/money and a lot of hassle on the part of the workers
>He thinks it's a great idea
>Tells me I should hold on to it so as my career grows with the company I can add it to my list of acheivements or something
FUCK

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JUST FUCKING DO IT
I DON'T NEED RECOGNITION
I'M NOT SOME GAY STRIVER LIKEVTHAT
I'M TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE'S WORKDAY EASIER
FUCK

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Maybe I just write up a quick draft of my proposal this week and give it to the big boss. Won't even attach my name tbh.

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@graf I am specifically trying to avoid leadership here

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MARISA JUST 🐝ING HERSELF AGAIN :)

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Good morning

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THE MARISA BOT DOESN'T POST OFTEN ENOUGH
TAKING MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS
PATRIOTS IN CONTROL

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>tfw no qt criminal gf

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Well that's all for now haha thank you for coming to my Marisa thread!

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