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RustyCrab, to random
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touch grass more like touch ass

Yaldabaoth,
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@RustyCrab lol the plant is about to get fertilized

RustyCrab, (edited ) to random
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had a dream last night that I was in a police station because I had something to do with arresting Terry Davis. I didn't quite know the situation. I met this girl there and she asks me out immediately for some reason. I say yes and then she walks off without giving me any form of contact.

I chase her down after realizing this and ask for her phone number. Instead of giving it to me she hands me her android phone on the password screen. I hit one single button on the keyboard and it opens immediately.

I browse around the phone and it's unlike anything I've ever seen. It looks like android 12 combined with a linux terminal. The screen never clears when you open a new window. It just keeps adding new numbers.

After finding her number I proceed to start copying it to my phone manually. I sit there trying to type it in for nearly an hour and I keep getting single numbers wrong and deleting the whole thing over and over.

She rightfully concludes I am retarded and gives up, but then says we should exchange our ssh private keys. We begin copying those by reading them out loud to each other.

In other news I should check my apartment for gas leaks

Yaldabaoth,
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@RustyCrab I'm hung up on you having to do with the arrest of Terry - wtf man

a7, to random

cant stop thinking of the most stereotypical zoomerest kid i saw at the 711 the other day, he had airpods on while checking people out and was ignoring a vendor, he was moving very very slowly, had the brocolli cut and a bad mustache. had a look of complete bafflement on his face by default.

Yaldabaoth,
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@RustyCrab @a7 I see a guy sometimes at the store with a massive W shaped mustache. It's very cartoonish and awesome. You can see it from behind him too. He's one of the few who rock a mustache without a beard.

RustyCrab, to random
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ready for the eclipse

Yaldabaoth,
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@RustyCrab Make sure you apply sunscreen to the lenses so it is safe.

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