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ajax, 3 months ago

@binkle @BigTony is it like minecraft?

ajax, 3 months ago

@binkle @BigTony Well yeah minecrafts (instances of the game minecraft) don't have squirt flowers or horns you can honk yet but is it worth putting up with redditors for?

ajax, 3 months ago

@BigTony @binkle holy jesus

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab So have I become more angry since I got this avatar?

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab Wellf fuck you faggot I don't think the avatar really effects posting style at all I think that's illusion and/or confirmation bias why are you such a little bastard I hate you

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab I'm goign to break your shell open with my teeth dude

ajax, 3 months ago

@a7 @RustyCrab you should detransition

ajax, 3 months ago

@a7 is this homosexual music?

ajax, 3 months ago

@a7 I was just trying to be obnoxious but thank you for your analysis I will now listen to this and find out whether it's homosexual with my own ears or not

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @a7 I actually have a congenital birth defect I don't even have ears my skull is just smooth on the sides so I couldn't listen to it anyway

ajax, 3 months ago

@Inginsub :mouse: we need a nigga dancing mouse

ajax, 3 months ago

@cassidyclown @RustyCrab @Inginsub how about a nigrat?

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @Inginsub @cassidyclown because I just used photoshop's hue adjustment to make him a nig and gray is really desaturated so to saturate photoshop had to super saturate the pink features etc... it's just a thing ok it's nothing but a thing

ajax, 3 months ago

@cassidyclown @RustyCrab @Inginsub that's why yahweh created him

ajax, 3 months ago

@a7 @crab kind of a pissy, old urine smell combined with the smell of any other furry animal

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab I knew owl wasn't a real person

ajax, 3 months ago

@georgia I will NEVER base my original memes on facts!

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @bot he was a ROBOT he didn't need steroids and calling him a man is a stretch

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @bot did I fuck something up again?

ajax, 3 months ago

@bot @RustyCrab so wait is he an ftm ?

ajax, 3 months ago

@bot @RustyCrab Or she I guess I should say

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab hormones in milk

ajax, 3 months ago

@c00lvibrations I'm blaming you for everything in my suicide note

ajax, 3 months ago

@binkle did you just MISGENDER s/he/im/r? you are the unfeeling psychopath here, burroooootheeeerrrrr!

edit: I'm so sorry I mistyped your pronoun can you ever forgive me?

ajax, 3 months ago

@binkle it's pronounced "shimmer" but in text it must always be written "s/he/im/r"

ajax, 3 months ago

@cassidyclown foot phrenology

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab I'd like to see them try

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab I just searched "ugly feet" on google images lol

18+ ajax, 3 months ago

@histoire @RustyCrab how about these?

ajax, 3 months ago

@histoire @RustyCrab lol I used copy and paste it never touched my hard drive

ajax, 3 months ago

@binkle It's been that for a while

ajax, 3 months ago

@binkle Yep. He was mad at my house robot and it sent me this picture being like "what hte fuck gives?" and I was like "you pissed off ajax you deserve whatever's coming to you"

Ajax eliminated the robot, its parent AI, and the company that build them all from this timeline you ever heard of Primos Manufacturing? Yeah another Mandella Effect thanks Ajax!

ajax, 3 months ago

@MK2boogaloo america's national animal is the african american

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @bot what do you usually use?

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @bot oh. damn.

Is Fedora any good as a workstation?

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @bot I think that symbol means "you will never be a woman" isn't that reassuring?

ajax, 3 months ago

@bot @RustyCrab @gray @kroner the sales pitch of apple's "secure enclave" is that the fingerprint is supposed to never leave this really deeply encrypted set of devices in the phone. Now as for whether you believe that or not...

ajax, 3 months ago

@Quentel @RustyCrab @gray @bot @kroner well, it all depends on whom you want to be secure from. From crooks and russian hackers? Doable. (Because they don't control the manufacture of every device you use) From USGOV and globohomo entities? Yeah probably not.

ajax, 3 months ago

@Quentel @RustyCrab @bot @gray @kroner (unless they can compel you to stand in front of your phone. Fingerprints are slightly more doable if they have your prints apparently if you just wet a laser printout the toner acts exactly like the ridges on human skin)

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @bot @Quentel @gray @kroner Well if we had an open source phone...

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @Quentel @bot @gray @kroner I think we should get mililtia together, storm the apple campus and then just leak all their intellectual property and leave.

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @Quentel @bot @gray @kroner I'm ajax. I'm the guy, Brian. Bajax isn't allowed on the computer anymore since I found out he was posting here.

ajax, 3 months ago

@binkle @inertia @RustyCrab The phrase "love can bloom even on a battlefield" comes from the video game "Metal Gear Solid," where it speaks to the idea that even in the midst of chaos and conflict, love and relationships can still develop. If we apply this sentiment to a "crabfield," we might interpret it as saying that love can emerge in unexpected or challenging circumstances.

In a metaphorical sense, yes, love can indeed "bloom" in difficult situations. Sometimes adversity can bring people closer together, fostering deep connections and understanding. Love is often about shared experiences, support, and growth, and these can occur in any setting, whether it's a peaceful meadow or a chaotic battlefield (or, in this case, a "crabfield").

However, it's essential to remember that healthy love also requires a foundation of respect, trust, and communication. While love can start anywhere, including a challenging "crabfield," it's the ongoing effort, understanding, and empathy that sustain it over time.

ajax, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @binkle @inertia A "crabfield" isn't a standard term or a real location. It seems to be a play on words or a creative twist on the original phrase "battlefield" from the video game "Metal Gear Solid." In the game, the line goes, "Love can bloom on the battlefield."

So, a "crabfield" is a made-up concept, likely created for humor or to spark imagination. It could conjure up an image of a field full of crabs instead of soldiers, adding a whimsical or nonsensical twist to the idea of where love can bloom. The term is not used in any literal or historical context; it's more of a playful alteration of the original phrase.

ajax, 3 months ago

@inertia @RustyCrab @binkle No, you'd answer "Ah, sit down and let me tell you about the early days of the internet, before the rise of AI as we know it today. The internet has a rich history, and it's fascinating to see how much it has evolved.

Back in the early days, which we often refer to as the "pre-AI era," the internet was quite different from what you see now. Let's go back to the 1980s and 1990s when the internet was just beginning to take shape.

Dial-up Modems: One of the most iconic sounds of that era was the sound of a dial-up modem connecting to the internet. You'd hear beeps, screeches, and crackles as your computer established a connection through your phone line. Internet speeds were incredibly slow compared to today's standards.

Web Pages: Websites were much simpler. They were mostly text-based, often with basic HTML formatting. Graphics were minimal, and animations were rare. Websites like GeoCities and Angelfire were popular for creating personal web pages.

Search Engines: Finding information wasn't as easy as typing a question into Google. Early search engines like AltaVista, Lycos, and Yahoo! were the go-to tools. They weren't as sophisticated, so finding what you needed could be challenging.

Email: Email was a big deal, but it was a far cry from today's instant communication. You'd log into your email client (like Outlook or Eudora), wait for it to connect, and then download your messages. Attachments had to be carefully managed because of slow speeds.

Chat Rooms and Instant Messaging: Chatting with others online was a big part of the early internet. Services like AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) and ICQ were popular. You'd enter chat rooms based on interests or topics and have real-time conversations with people from around the world.

E-commerce: Online shopping was just starting to emerge. Websites like Amazon and eBay were in their infancy. It was a novel concept to buy something without physically going to a store.

No Social Media: Believe it or not, there was a time before Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Social media as we know it today didn't exist. People connected through forums, message boards, and personal websites.

No Streaming: Streaming movies and music? Not a thing. If you wanted to watch a video clip or listen to music, you'd download it (which could take hours) or use physical media like CDs.

Security Concerns: Cybersecurity wasn't as advanced, so there were more risks when it came to viruses, malware, and online scams.

Overall, the early internet was a simpler, slower, and more experimental place. People were excited about the possibilities it offered for communication, information sharing, and connecting with others around the globe. The rise of AI has since transformed how we interact with the internet, making it smarter, more personalized, and more integrated into our daily lives."