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Horny idiot. They/them.

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Thirteen year old daughter who likes to get back at her mother by helping you cheat; the minute your wife leaves the house, your little girl is on her knees and squeezing your cock

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Remember to put "Minors DNI" in your bio, or you'll just have eight year old girls flooding your dms with pictures of their cunny every five minutes. Can't even say hello before shoving it right in your face. Little girls only want one thing, and it's disgusting.

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The concept of childish innocence is the romantization of keeping kids ignorant and easy to manipulate, and it's fucked up to want to protect it.

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lgf who is lured away by shrimp tempura

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I want to take some advice from earlier a step further and say: Just don't do anything sexual on Discord. Maybe you aren't stupid, but you have no ability to control other people being stupid, and randos are perfectly happy to drag you down with them.

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Theoretical little girls? Call that lolison.paper

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Thing is, once the word "pedo" applies to you, however it applies, you are one of the "bad guys"; you are no longer viewed as a member of society worth dignity and protection, but as an inevitable threat that must be dealt with, without your say or consent in how that "threat" is dealt with. You are now on the outside, permanently.

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Friends to lovers? How about relatives to lovers?

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"You should have thought more about how that beastiality charge would affect your future career prospects."

Yeah, I really screwed the pooch on that one.

18+ cardinaldirections, to random
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Honestly overwhelmed by a sense of impending doom

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I can still smell @arisudotexe on me a little bit. Like vanilla… 😭

cardinaldirections,
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@arisudotexe @violet_rose You two are the cutest fucking thing, I swear

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Apparently they used to think kids born to incestuous unions were sonething like one n several million; turns out it's closer to one in 7000 or so. There are a bunch of legit inbred people out there, walking around, perfectly fucking fine and functional. It also shows incest is a super, super common kick.

I just wish there was a way to break through to people that just maybe it isn't this horrible, horrible thing they have assume.

18+ cardinaldirections, to random
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Using toys on your four year old daughter in bed, by rolling hot wheels over her bare stomach while she giggles

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"And then he married his cousin! Eww!"

  1. Cousin marriage has been common for centuries
  2. Actual genetic concerns between first cousins is minimal
  3. You are just jealous you don't have hot cousins
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At some point, certain folks need to understand that while a vagina can stretch to a certain capacity, it is not some magical extra-dimensional portal where the laws of space-time, let alone anatomy, cease to function.

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I had a dream that the fbi was at my house and I needed to delete all the cp off my kindle

cardinaldirections,
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@arisudotexe Ever get the dream where there is just randomly cp on every electronic device near you and somehow you know you are gonna get blamed for it?

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What drama did I miss

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@arisudotexe @jeff I think it's what killed Steve Jobs

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"Consent, ultimately, boils down to the capability to consent. Don't be horny to things that cannot consent."

I'm gonna fuck this grapefruit and there's NOTHING you can do about it.

cardinaldirections,
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@Lucy That's what that grapefruit gets for being such a juicy little tease

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My take on kink at pride is that you should have open gay sex with children in public at pride

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When i was 11 I saw the Miley Cyrus wrecking ball video on YouTube. This was the first thing that installed interest in sex for me

From there on with the internet I was able to satisfy my curiosity and realize my sexuality.

Then over time I discovered other genders of porn and realized I was bi

Porn is important for those who want to act on sexuality when they don't have someone to do it with. Especially for people just learning about it who may just be having these feelings for the first time

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@arisudotexe Honestly I think porn as a part of people's sexuality is critical. I know there are definitely real complaints to be had about that but I'd rather see people become porn addicts than say, jump into lifelong commitments they aren't ready for on the vague promise of sex.

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Worried that porn will give kids unrealistic expectations for sex? Just have sex with them! Then they'll be able to identify for themself how different it is.

Follow for more tips and tricks!

cardinaldirections,
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@arisudotexe Making sure to record it too, so they can compare and contreast

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Oh, you are horrified at someone sucking a baby's dick but cutting a piece off for aesthetic reasons is perfectly cool? The fuck is wrong with you?

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Sometimes, a pedo just wants to play Minecraft.

18+ cardinaldirections, to random
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Japan is full of pedophiles. So is China. So is India. So is England, the US, Brazil, France, South Africa, Iran, Australia, Canada, everywhere. Pedophilia isn't a culture; it's just a fact of life and nature.

18+ cardinaldirections, to random
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Internet challenge where nine and ten year olds get strange guys to creampie them so they can post close-ups of their dripping pussies and butts online

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Little kids playing in the mud; they are all naked, but are so filthy you can't really tell

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When she's a milf, but she's 13

18+ cardinaldirections, to random
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Fourteen year old goth sister who says she needs you to knock her up with the Anti-christ

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Little boy who is conveniently fascinated by white vans when you run out of candy

18+ cardinaldirections, to random
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I'm appreciating this direction in mobile games

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Honestly, aren't children existing pretty problematic?

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The problem is that for many, pedophiles are their worst fear, which is why is the interests of para tolerance we should genetically engineer giant clown-spiders.

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