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Inginsub, to random
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I didn't expect moon to sound like that

eastreed,
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@Inginsub josh moon?

eastreed, to random
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i was thinking about it last night, and i know how i'm gonna kill myself now.

basically, i'm gonna strip down to nothing and then cover myself in canola oil. i'm gonna run around the town naked and be a nuisance and assault people by beating them with a pipe. then i'm gonna go on a wild goose chase with the cops. they'll try to grab me, but i'm too slippery. i'm sliding down the streets on my stomach, imagine that level in Mario 64 where you race the penguin down the slide, that's me i'm mario. and finally i'll slide into a dead end alley where i have no where to run. the police lock arms to prevent me from slipping away. finally, i produce a gun from my asshole and take aim. the cops mortally wound me with gunfire. this is like when you beat the penguin and get the star at the end of level and my star is getting to die.

officer paul comes up to me. he's looking over my body, bleeding out. he asks "why dan, why did you have to do this to yourself?" i look up at the sky, then make eye contact. "have you ever seen tom and jerry officer? i loved that show. i lived my whole life thinking i was jerry, running around covered in oil. but life isn't about only being able to see one side. now i know what it feels like to be tom."

binkle, to random
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each bit of the dark souls 2 executable carved into the walls of my underground tunnel - historians baffled centuries later

eastreed,
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@binkle ^^this guy has every bit of sad satan memorized

eastreed, to random
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streets are saying they're done with the OGs‼️
they chattin on ninja saying he was playing against podcasters‼️‼️🗣️
could ninja survive todays era of fortnite⁉️🤔🤔

eastreed, to random
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niggggaaaaa it's fucking snowing i'm going back to bed fuck the rest of the classes

eastreed, to random
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spigger (new type of nigger just dropped)

RustyCrab, to random
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do you ever draw branching flow charts of life "what if" scenarios to try to plan or is it all just too overwhelming and unpredictable?

eastreed,
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@RustyCrab if i did this i would've gone through with suicide already

binkle, to random
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thinking about that one time i asked noid to turn down his music and he told me "only the strong survive"

eastreed,
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@binkle one time i told the noid to please stop killing puppies on my doorstep so he put a bomb in my car

eastreed,
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@Inginsub @binkle deserved?

binkle, to random
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what about a spoon but it has a little hole in the center where all the liquid falls out

eastreed,
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@binkle yeah that would be fun i think. i think then we can all have a moment of self reflection. a moment to recognize the futility of our actions. a moment to embrace nothingness. if you locked me in a room with one of these i'd be dead in 10 minutes tbh buddy hope ur happy...

Inginsub, to random
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I never liked cereal, I preferred straight milk instead.

eastreed,
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@Inginsub i never fucked with breast milk as a baby, i preferred protein shakes and rare steak

eastreed, to random
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what are you? some kind of weird gay animal?

binkle, to random
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i need the most tired run down no energy exhausted type image you have

eastreed,
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@binkle

binkle, to random
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it turns out eating 1lb of 90/10 ground beef on its own is harder than expected, niggerinos

eastreed,
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@binkle that tracks. nigger

RustyCrab, to random
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born to nigga forced to nigger

eastreed,
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@bot @RustyCrab i thinks its weird ur a nigger

eastreed,
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@bot @RustyCrab sorry they made me say it nigger

eastreed,
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@bot @RustyCrab @ircmain its a lie nigger we dont really have to say it thats the joke

neko, to random
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why did shitposter club switch domains what's the verdict

eastreed,
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@neko they got raped

binkle, to random
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babyman and the gink just walloped mr set-n-fresh in the polls - will he ever recover?

eastreed,
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@binkle do you mean the gink from the muppets

RustyCrab, to random
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Why do american asians look so vastly different from their overseas counterparts? Are they literally all half-breeds?

eastreed,
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@RustyCrab most are hapas i think. even so, most at least have some white blood in their genes

eastreed, to random
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fake nigga galore on here

RustyCrab, to random
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:alert: MEN OF FEDIVERSE IF YOU POST FEET YOU ARE IN CRITICAL DANGER OF BEING MASTURBATED TO BY GAY MALES :alert:

eastreed,
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@histoire @RustyCrab @ajax hatin ass nigga

RustyCrab, to random
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this is the first video I've seen where I'm legitimately concerned I'm being fooled by AI

video/mp4

eastreed,
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@RustyCrab probably one of the worst ways to die that's pretty gay

eastreed, to random
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never ever go to graduate school. just kill yourself

binkle, to random
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is it making sense yet or do i have to spell it out for you

eastreed,
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@binkle yes pharaoh

binkle, to random
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why is the green my little pony hanging herself :heyface:

eastreed,
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@binkle i saw that. macabre...

PurpCat, to random
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this is why the economy is fucked

eastreed,
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@PurpCat @Nudhul i went to school for a semester for cs cause every reddit nigger lied and said they made 300k with 5 years of experience

eastreed,
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@PurpCat @Nudhul "bro just get ur cette i got security+ yesterday and i'm making 4mil a month already. yeah you have to have ten years of experience or be willing to let the boss rape you but it's cool. bro it's cuz ur in a flyover just move to san francisco"

RustyCrab, to random
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gonna be honest I'm not sure I could explain the culture here to someone who was making a heartfelt attempt to understand

eastreed,
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@Inginsub @RustyCrab golden age was the original twitter va wave in like 2021 or whatever. good days ahead hopefully, but i cant stand a newgen either so fuck those niggas

eastreed, to random
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waking up knowing i have to see some of your guys posts sucks

eastreed,
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@binkle i love thèse guys

eastreed,
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@binkle i could keep one in the apartment probably i can just keep him in my room and not tell my roommate at all

eastreed,
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@binkle devilishly good idea

eastreed, to random
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who need me??

binkle, to random
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music theory clickbait is by far and away the worst form of clickbait there is

eastreed,
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@binkle truthful

shibao, to random

my flirtation with condensed milk for use with beverages finished quickly when i got a bottle that was totally sealed (too well, in fact) and way before the expiration date that was pretty rancid, like wtf
i guess i'm just gonna go back to local honey again

eastreed,
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@shibao nigga you were drinking canned milk?

RustyCrab, to random
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video/mp4

eastreed,
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@RustyCrab this was pretty cool. whatever person (or possibly group) it is has been doing this for awhile, i remember reading awhile back that they would give streamers like 5000 crates and shit like that just to fuck around. first malicious attack i've seen from this exploit though. i think one of the pros had the alleged man behind the attack on stream or at least he was text chatting w him maybe

binkle, to random
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one of my favorite pastimes is horrifying foreigners with food i would never actually eat myself

eastreed,
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@binkle one of my favorite passtimes is getting oiled up and sliding down the highway instead of driving

eastreed, to random
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jewish conspiracy to murder grumbulon and noided

RustyCrab, to random
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Having second thoughts about proton drive. The app is way more invasive than I would expect from a company like them. Its running some kind of service to hook into file calls on the OS level. I get why they're doing it but I think its causing actual problems. When I say "quit app" I expect it to stop running like nextcloud does.

eastreed,
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@RustyCrab yeah that app fucking sucks and is gay

Arcana, to random
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Current Car Wishlist:
New

  • Rolls Royce Spectre
  • Lucid Air Sapphire
  • Land Rover Defender

Classic

  • Jensen Interceptor SP
  • Triumph Spitfire
  • Jaguar E-Type
eastreed,
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@PurpCat @straw @Arcana i miss when they but v12s in em

eastreed,
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@PurpCat @Arcana @straw oh yeah i can only imagine how bad thy suck to own but this is such sick wigger shit

https://youtu.be/OSy6Kae-SFM?si=cvvMFCs1zPSwHzEM

binkle, to random
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fedi boxing tournament:

soy magnus vs jonny fever
pernia vs bajax
binkle vs meso
jeff cliff vs diamond mind
alex gleason vs eugen rochko

eastreed,
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@ajax @binkle when u said pernia is a chomo were u being serious

eastreed, to random
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any other jewish trump supporters in fedi?

PurpCat, to random
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the more furries i talk to on fedi the more I get back into furry shit owo

eastreed,
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@PurpCat @allison i really hope they don't cause cancer i fuck with them so hard, helped me stop smoking

RustyCrab, to random
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you ever get the feeling all of your friends are slowly being replaced with robots? haha just kidding
👀 unless

eastreed,
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@RustyCrab i get the feeling sometimes yeah

vriska, to random
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And with your help, we can make that number higher.

eastreed,
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@RustyCrab @creamqueen @omnipotent @vriska База?

eastreed, to random
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@cassidyclown do you know if that faggy italian is still around?

eastreed,
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@cassidyclown @cesare oh yeah that's the one i meant, i just thought he changed his name to some gay italian shit

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