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elftummy

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I poast about elves & fat anime bitches
I hate the Anti-Christ.
I can be retarded longer than you can be solvent.

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Spaghetti thread

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X Open Door to Taco Bell Restroom

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@ChristiJunior @sjw my name is Ben Dover and I live at 1488 N St. Sneedville, TN
I'll be waiting

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Revy is a close second behind Mordred for me

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@graf @anime_outdoor @Rhodesian_YuKari @merchantHelios I'm going to buc-ee's later today

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Goths sacking rome

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its 10:30 pm, if you'll excuse me i spent my day off working so im going to get drunk with my cat now

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@graf I will get drunk with you 🥂

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When the ethnic food reaches my colon and the damage is so severe even the guy in the next stall gets some flak

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Relax a lil bit

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Torrented Diablo 2 HD last night but was too tired to play much
Gonna play some today :comfygamer:

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@AngryWraith @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @yockeypuck
Incorrect. We landchads do far more work than a rentoid can even imagine
For example nobody is willing to plow the roads for any reasonable amount of money so to ensure my little rentoids don't slip and get a boo-boo (and try to sue their benevolent overlord) I'm out here plowing the roads myself in 10° weather
No businesses are open besides a couple gas stations but I'm out here
And that's just the physical in person stuff that I can think of right now
I've taken on an incredible amount of risk by purchasing properties, fixing them up so that they are habitable, and then allowing for low-agency high time preference Funko Pop collectors to live there for a reasonable rent

You should take a moment to re-examine your position, say a quick prayer, and then tip your landlord

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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @AngryWraith @yockeypuck this sounds like a you problem. If you check your lease you will likely find that all of the appliances in the home are yours and you can take them with you and if they break they are your responsibility. Likely your benevolent landchad gifted you a fridge which worked at the time, but as soon as it stopped working you looked the gift horse in the mouth and asked to be gifted another fridge.
Unless you're renting a furnished apartment, or a furnished home, however those are incredibly rare even in a good economy and they cost significantly more than regular units of similar size

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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @AngryWraith @yockeypuck
>willingly asks to live somewhere
>willingly enters into a contract without reading said contract
>???
>mad at whole industry
Ok buddy

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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @AngryWraith @yockeypuck just move somewhere else then. You're claiming you live in a furnished apartment where your landlord takes care of all of your little problems because you can't take care of them yourself. I would estimate in most metro areas furnished apartments comprise less than 5% of the market and they're typically in the top 10% of the market
So you can save money by moving

The alternative to landlords is homelessness because some people can't get mortgages. A lot of times it's because high time preference, low drive to succeed, and other personal failings; other times there are external factors at play (like right now jews messing with interest rates, buying up homes themselves, and giving out too many subprime loans to niggers)

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This will end the air travel matrix

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@graf reminds me of how the news is still claiming that the jew tunnels were empty...
We can't believe our lying eyes
Nobody saw the videos of the dirty mattresses and kiddie stuff being pulled from the kike catacombs

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they just don't make churches like they used to smdh

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bought a game for some people on vc its basically GTA but horses. it's called Rustler (Grand Theft Horse). it's like top-down gta but horses and this is so fucking funny

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@graf GTA was originally top-down

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Me & Who

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jews did this

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gf watching a true crime show about a nigger crime ~10 years ago
I knew the injustice system worshiped niggers but I had wrongfully assumed it only got bad in the last 5-6 years
The story:
>some nigger moved from NYC to Maine with his nigger wife & nigglets
>Makes all his money selling crack
>Police know this and do nothing
>He convinces local White woman to leave her husband & steal his car
>Then the nigger kills her & dumps the car
>Some retard on the show says he used a "HiPoint Smith&Wesson in 40 caliber"
>They keep showing a Glock 21L on the screen
>Nigger executed her at his rental
>Niggers made such a mess at the rental (before killing the woman) that the landlord kicks them out for renovations
>Like always cops try to pin it on the husband because they don't have evidence to convict the nigger because the renovations already started which disturbed the crime scene
>Nigger realizes they're onto him and runs away back to NYC leaving his wife in Maine
>Husband's alibi is rock solid (at work on security footage) so now they go after the nigger woman because maybe she was jealous her nigger husband was sleeping with this White woman he kidnapped
>Then they find out that the murderer woman was raped first so they try to get NYC to cooperate in finding a nigger criminal
>Of course they don't
>The nigger even admits he did it on the phone to the murdered woman's husband
>NYC still does nothing
>Judge eventually throws that evidence out because the nigger didn't know the police were listening to the call
>District attorney doesn't want to do anything because it's a nigger crime in Maine
>Finally they get a breakthrough when they interview the neighbor who saw the nigger dump the body into the stolen car from the niggers apartment
>They lure the nigger back to Maine because his wife needed money for their kids
>Identified in a lineup by the neighbor
>But the DA still wants more
>They finally find the bullet in the wall
>State crime lab does Hollywood forensics (firearm forensics are 99% fiction)
>DA finally quits blocking it and he's sentenced for 42yrs

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@tyler there is no legal rationale for this. Judges do stupid stuff like this all the time to help niggers even though it's not legal for them to do it.

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@TalmudTranslator libtards believe you can put serial numbers on the firing pins so each bullet will be marked
No, they don't understand the difference between casing and bullet either

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@MeBigbrain @tyler @AGARTHA_NOBLE lynching was totally legal for the majority of this country's history. It wasn't federally outlawed until 2022
And it was incredibly rare at all
Between 1882 and 1951 4,730 lynchings occurred of whom 3,437 were black and 1,293 were White
That's an average of fewer than 7 per year in a population ~154,000,000
Being super generous and using 1950s census the US had
~135M humans (Whites) vs
~15M niggers
0.000033% of blacks lynched per year on average
0.0000014% of Whites lynched per year on average
So blacks were 284× as violent compared to humans even back then.
And today I'm sure it's worse

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@Humpleupagus @tyler @MeBigbrain @AGARTHA_NOBLE
We're using two different definitions of lynching then
The libtard definition is about any death of sacred niggers and jews
The correct definition of lynching is a community judgement of someone's guilt and subsequent punishment with or without the Washington regime's appointed systems

A lot people don't realize that many lynchings occurred within the confines of the justice system as it existed at the time
For example, especially in the old west, judges would often conduct speedy trial & execution when guilt was well-known within the community. These would be called unfair trials & lynchings in modern times.

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Real

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@elftummy 's power has expanded (heh) beyond anime girls

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@Shadowbroker2135 My architecture has always been primarily based in the third dimension. However fat anime bitches are an excellent tool because as everyone knows anime women are all White and aspirationally Aryan
So when I poast fat anime bitches, it is clear that It is not only possible for fat White women to look Good, but that this image of fertility is something that they should aspire towards.

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Happy new year

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Fat anime bitches period send poast

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RT: https://poa.st/objects/3e15be34-47a3-4700-8578-fd5dd5fce2bc

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@graf @BigDuck @PensiveCowboy they were gaslighting you
"Merc" as a verb comes from the noun "Merc" which is a shortening of mercenary.
Gaslighting is a violation of the NAP you are well within your rights to Merc them

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@elftummy do you like 'em green?

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@GrungeQueef I'm not a fan of ogres since they're nigger-coded but chonky gobbos are cute sometimes

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@King_Noticer @GrungeQueef I thought you didn't like fat gobbos

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@King_Noticer @GrungeQueef here's a great-big gorgeous gobbo sliding scale from petite to rotund. Where do you draw the line? (She is 3ft tall btw)

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@King_Noticer @GrungeQueef these should be more your speed
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@King_Noticer @GrungeQueef 2/2

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@King_Noticer @GrungeQueef
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

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@Vidmastereon the sights are integrated into their HUD

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Need

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>Me on my way to bitch about how messy my files are after spending 20 minutes to find a file to reflect this feeling and then refuse to do anything about the problem
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@Shadowbroker2135 @Awoo if you don't archive the memes then future generations will never get to laugh

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