@hayley@social.applied-langua.ge

hayley

@hayley@social.applied-langua.ge

I'm not asking for much - only for time to stop, history to go unrecorded, people not to be people.

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hayley, to random

I wanted an anonymous Q&A thing but didn't feel like signing up for anything, so enjoy https://applied-langua.ge/~hayley/fedi-qna.html

hayley,

"When and why did you first start slinging s-expressions?"

Probably around 2018, someone put some list of quotes about Lisp on a forum. Kinda wanky list to be honest.

hayley,

Numbering each part:

“dear hayley patton please justify your use of this medium it is not transactional [1] it is not byzantine fault tolerant [2] it is not regular fault tolerant [3] it is not spam resistant [4] it leaks my extremely private and personal questions in my browser history [5] it might be serialisable but only by mistake [6] it is not denial of service resistant [basically 4 again] it does not feature what u c is what u get rich text [7] if I start typing and reload the page I lose all my work there is no way to ask anything from anybody except hayley patton [8] lastly the whole notion that anybody would want to ask you a question is extremely self centred and egotistical [9] also it is not private because it exposes all 4 (4) of my internet protocol version addresses [10]”

  1. suffer
  2. I trust my server not to lie to me
  3. this server hasn’t gone down except for all the times it has gone down
  4. stop spamming it then, my ass your browser is Wget/1.21.4 and/or curl/8.4.0
  5. oooh noo not my question to Hayley Patton so embarrasing
  6. it is very intentionally serialisable, I had to call hunchentoot:url-decode to read this
  7. link me your Newspeak live literate document next time
  8. MITM yourself and write a proxy which sends to Shipilëv next time
  9. Yes :ungar:
  10. got you now, your loopback is 127.0.0.1
hayley,

"won't it build up a resistance if I send enough spam"

send me an incomprehensible pipeline of grep, awk, sort and uniq and I might consider it

hayley,

"no transclusions"

I didn't know that word existed, so I am doing pretty well at not using transclusions

hayley,

"Do you have a cat? 🐱"

Two. One comes with a Handbook and banana for scale.

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hayley,

"Have you ever watched serial experiments lain?"

I haven't. I get the impression I should though.

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