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lonestarr, 12 hours ago to random

On this, the final day of Bride Month, I am praying especially for my bros who are single to find wives. Please join me in praying. If you are comfortable doing so, please ask St. Raphael the archangel to join us in this prayer and to help lead our bros to their future wives the way he did for Tobias.

Thank you friends.

lonestarr, 2 days ago to random

lonestarr, 5 days ago to random

:alert: nicecrew niggas bragging about drug use :alert:

lonestarr, 7 days ago to random

lonestarr, 7 days ago to random

George Bush did 9/11 live on a vtuber stream

lonestarr, 10 days ago to random

This Trump voter is afraid to say the nigger word. Bro, Trump signed the Platinum Plan. You can say the word. It won't make you catch on fire.

RT: https://poa.st/objects/16f792a7-3931-4ebe-bfe8-aeba1e8ac8b5

lonestarr, 13 days ago to random

It is simply amazing to me that people come here to try and argue CunnyNationalist and ArmpitRapist into voting for blumpf. It's even more amazing that some of them do it for free.

RT: https://mugicha.club/objects/a893706b-45b6-4cfe-80a8-f135e13864d5

lonestarr, 18 days ago to random

Big guy

lonestarr, 27 days ago to random

Picked up the Blue Archive whiskey to sip on because I am a Blue Archive. Review forthcoming later when it is whiskey time.

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Home alone on a fridey night . . . ? Juts remember this dog 💪🏻🐶

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Feliz Huevos

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Bruh 😭

RT: https://bae.st/objects/92c0f3e3-e80b-4a08-a6e8-7c7851b9a06a

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

This goes hard

18+ lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Rockjob from a crazy crystal lady

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Boob evening

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

I have a fucking adult woman fetish

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

The easiest way to defeat a pagan is simply to tell him you don't want to buy Skyrim again (their ideology is Skyrim)

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Killing People wins just barely over GFL (both are cool). Very nice. Thank you friends.

RT: https://mugicha.club/objects/9bbd6c44-6f33-4a2b-9adf-6f741ff3889c

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Me waiting for the homies to kiss me good morning so I can have a good morning (no homo)

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

"hey you NEED to get your year-end goal essays in smart format entered before February"
Ok, has corporate given us their goals? Ours are supposed to refer back to theirs.
"Oh no they're still in meetings for it."
"Hey it's May 20th and Corporate finally has their goals, you NEED to enter yours in by the end of the day or you're in trouble!!!! Also you're behind on your work queues and training and corporate is pretty mad about it!!!!"

I work for literal cartoon villains

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

We are the sons of the Soulja Boys you cranked

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

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lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Feliz Second Jueves

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Maid? Uoh! starts jaking off

RT: https://poa.st/objects/cb82ef82-4402-4167-8c0d-786efa9c8f93

Wiz, 1 month ago to random

More and more I find myself much less interested in Pippa and more interested in Panko. Pippa is becoming too much of a cash-flush normie and desperately needs her menhera back

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

It's time once again to poast this dog

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Wiz, 1 month ago to random

There are too many busty women on my TL today. Do better

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Had a very vivid lucid dream last night where me and the boys got drafted to guard the cheese caves in Missouri. We loaded up onto a bus to head down that way. We stopped in Des Moines at a huge anime/figurine shop and wandered around there for a few hours. I looked for vtuber merch but the only vtuber merch they had was Nijisanji EN stuff. I made the bus wait for me while I made molotovs, threw them through the shop's windows and burnt the place to the ground.

#DreamDiary #LucidDreaming #DreamWar

Groomschild, 1 month ago to random

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

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lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Uoh

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Post cute girls.

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Gerfand, 1 month ago to random

A nation should be judged based on the Isekai they make

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lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

There are like 5 people I like on poast and it's just not worth giving 30,000 retards access to me for it. Goodbye Poast.

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Poast should pay me as long as this nigga and his gab squad are allowed there. I paid Graf in the beginning, then he let Kiwiniggers on, then he let gabbers on. He owes me reparations.

RT: https://poa.st/objects/8a6c6553-cdd2-4fd3-ba1c-a9888ba1d92f

18+ RustyCrab, 1 month ago to random

Interstellar (2014)
A weird little alternate timeline movie with some pretty neat ideas. Unfortunately it keeps getting dumber and more implausible as it goes on (for reasons mostly unrelated to science fiction). It's still enjoyable and a pretty good popcorn movie if you don't think too hard about it.

I like the robots they use as well. They have a deceptively simple design that doesn't try to imitate humans but still provides interesting and efficient utility.

Small ding: whoever adult Murph is is a really bad actor.

(small spoiler) larger ding: the climax of the movie being someone looking at a malfunctioning watch and unlocking the secrets of the universe from that.

Neat movie though. Bit of an unusual thing for Hollywood to make.

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Cryptid Files entry of the day: Jersey Devil

Range: New Jersey, specifically around Leeds Point in the Pine Barrens.

Appearance: kangaroo-looking creature with a horse head, goat legs, bat wings, and a reptilian tail.

Paranormal or natural?
:alert: this guy is 100% one single demonic entity rather than a species. Exercise extreme caution. :alert:

History: in 1735, settler Jane Leeds was pregnant with her 13th child. She did a ritual to offer her unborn child to the devil to get revenge on her husband for neglecting her and when the child was born, it came out as a monster. It killed the midwife and flew away. Sightings date back to about then. Notably, Napoleon's brother Joseph Bonaparte sighted it in 1804. Sightings continue with hundreds every week up through today. There are lots of retards who have offered sacrifices to the it since its inception and even today, you can find pentagrams and marked ritual sites strewn about Leeds Point.

How to fight it:
This is one I don't recommend fighting solo. You ideally want a priest and a whole town to drive it out. IF YOU DO HAVE TO ENGAGE, I recommend a blessed silver sword and a high-caliber sidearm with blessed silver rounds. Take no chances.

Seen it personally: no
Fought it: no
Want to fight it: not this one actually
Want to fuck it: hell no

#CryptidFiles #JerseyDevil #Cryptids #Wow #CryptidHunters

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lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Midwest meetup (actual photo) ft. me and @DEERBLOOD

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Sometimes to fight clown world, you gotta get a little silly :02_clown:

creamqueen, 1 month ago to random

Should I try the femcel dating app

lonestarr, 1 month ago to random

Concept: a YouTube kids channel that presents children with LiveLeak videos reenacted by Mario characters. ISIS beheadings but instead of a beheading it's Waluigi being thrown onto a banana peel and fucking dying.

RT: https://mugicha.club/objects/e183200f-d933-4be4-8522-a2634b5eafb9

RustyCrab, 1 month ago to random

Bumper sticker that says "my autistic child is fucking based" in puzzle piece letters

LordMordred, 1 month ago to random

lonestarr, 2 months ago to random

Had a dream last night where Johnny gave me a T-shirt with a really cool image on it and I wore it around everywhere and almost got kicked out of Costco because of it.

Here's my attempt to recreate the shirt image.

lonestarr, 2 months ago to random

"A healthy man entered Albania accidentally without knowing. This is what happened to his organs."