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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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When I was a kid I would ask adults "When you were little were fireworks in black and white?" That was my go to joke. It always got big laughs. 4th of July was my time to shine.

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Fishy is happy that I'm home. Fishy is also angry that I was gone for a few days. Cats contain multitudes.

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MAGA people: You just opened Pandora's Box. This means all presidents can be convicted of crimes. Republicans or Democrats. Bet you didn't consider that, did you?

Reasonable people: No idiots, that's the fucking point.

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Taylor Swift is a force to be reckoned with.

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Elon is the worst.

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Threads: Your content will appear on a user's timeline if they comment on your posts.

Me: But then my posts won't show up for the thousands of people who silently enjoy them. Just the people who call me a dumb bitch because they don't understand satire will see my posts.

Threads: It's a very smart algorithm.

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We made a comic about space heaters.

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That was back before cigarettes became woke.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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That's so exciting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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It was a banner year.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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What is your NSA person seeing?

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Taylor Swift is unstoppable.

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We made a comic about a carjacking.

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Ben Shapiro is the worst.

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Biden Supporters: Trumpism is a cult. The MAGA crowd refuses to accept any criticism of Donald Trump, which sets a dangerous precedent.

Jon Stewart makes a few mild jokes at Biden's expense

Biden Supporters: How dare he criticize our candidate, this is totally unacceptable.

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That's very impressive.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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Wise words from a wise man.

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Don't these fools understand that each time they criticize my Patreon it only grows stronger?
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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DeSantis is the worst.

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Oxford's 2023 Word of the Year is "rizz". For the less hip out there, this is slang for risotto.

Example: "I hate it when chefs try to make rizz on cooking competitions. These are trained culinary professionals, they should know it takes a long time to cook rizz properly."

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We made a comic about pumpkin spice lattes.

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