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lowqualityfacts, to random
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When I was a kid I would ask adults "When you were little were fireworks in black and white?" That was my go to joke. It always got big laughs. 4th of July was my time to shine.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Fishy is happy that I'm home. Fishy is also angry that I was gone for a few days. Cats contain multitudes.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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MAGA people: You just opened Pandora's Box. This means all presidents can be convicted of crimes. Republicans or Democrats. Bet you didn't consider that, did you?

Reasonable people: No idiots, that's the fucking point.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Taylor Swift is a force to be reckoned with.

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Elon is the worst.

icedquinn,
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@lowqualityfacts he is very good at sucking.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Threads: Your content will appear on a user's timeline if they comment on your posts.

Me: But then my posts won't show up for the thousands of people who silently enjoy them. Just the people who call me a dumb bitch because they don't understand satire will see my posts.

Threads: It's a very smart algorithm.

icedquinn,
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@lowqualityfacts ENGAGEMENT! LINES GOING UP!! :blobcatprofit:

lowqualityfacts, to random
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We made a comic about space heaters.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That was back before cigarettes became woke.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

icedquinn,
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@lowqualityfacts i like the part where they banned menthol in cigarettes "to help black people." not like offer rehab services or anything. just ban their favorite flavor. :bunhdgoogly:

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That's so exciting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts, to random
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It was a banner year.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

lowqualityfacts, to random
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What is your NSA person seeing?

icedquinn,
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@lowqualityfacts a lot of degeneracy, although most of my searches are on kagi now

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Taylor Swift is unstoppable.

icedquinn,
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@lowqualityfacts sternum punch sounds like a new rock bnad

lowqualityfacts, to random
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We made a comic about a carjacking.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Ben Shapiro is the worst.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Biden Supporters: Trumpism is a cult. The MAGA crowd refuses to accept any criticism of Donald Trump, which sets a dangerous precedent.

Jon Stewart makes a few mild jokes at Biden's expense

Biden Supporters: How dare he criticize our candidate, this is totally unacceptable.

freemo,
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@icedquinn Hahahah, id love a link to that, it sounds perfectly idiotic just as I'd expect :)

icedquinn,
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@freemo https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/-nightmare-special-counsels-assessment-bidens-mental-fitness-triggers-rcna137975 :neocat_woozy:

these blobs out here literally bragging about how they gonna vote for a fuckin potato

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