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matty, to random
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If you work less than 132 hours per day don't even talk to me. You don't even know about the boot straps.

matty, to random
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matty, to random
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Scrolled the Gab timeline for the first time in about a month. Basically just Facebook for boomers. Wew lad.

matty, to random
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matty, to random
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Call my dick the octopus because I got 8 of them hoes ​

matty, to random
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matty, to random
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Gonna ram an entire sheep up my dick hole

matty, to random
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might grill my dick on the grill (the grill)

matty, to random
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Keep your raifu by your sneed

matty, to random
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How's everyone tonight?

matty, to random
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matty, to random
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Dude at Burger King asked me if I wanted a crown. I was taken back by that and wondered if he knew who I was. So in order to maintain strict OPSEC I said "yes" and threw up a Roman salute. ​​

matty, to random
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Slap my big meaty honkin titties

matty, to random
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We hit 1.7 million posts by the way

matty, to random
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Yeah I think we're gonna have a presidential debate stream tomorrow evening - hosted by yours truly.

https://nicecrew.tv/w/ow9L8zJincH9H4rWEyQYWZ

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