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Goalkeeper, to random
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matty,
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How do you think I got this far

matty,
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Hang on now man I'm witty and charismatic but not quite good looking that's why I wear the mask okay brother hh

Oven_Operators_LU_88, to random
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In 12 days or some shit, on kike passover

matty,
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I thought they were gonna do it today. Oh well, I hope they all get sniped before they hurt the cows. I unironically hold cows lives more valuable than a jew. ​

matty, to random
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Bought my first Holosun rifle optic with magnifier. Should be here today. Pretty excited about it tbh

matty,
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I don't think I'll be posting any pictures of any of my firearms anytime soon :^)

matty, to random
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I just learned that polydactyly is a relatively common thing. What did those nephilim look like again...

matty,
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So.. you're saying... clussy?

matty,
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Like... they wore suits and goofy face paints?

matty,
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well if they looked like IT from the remake I'd probably shit my whole ass

matty,
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I never understood it. I don't find clowns particularly unnerving, it's the large mouth, sunken/dark eyes and disproportionate finger/arm length that freaks me out.

matty,
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So giant jews

GolfCartLady, to random
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So.. if you look directly at the
eclipse without your super
special eclipse viewing glasses
all of your hair will fall out
and you will be forced to join
Norwood.zero where your only
hope of growing your hair back
will be to let Dan Hulson slather
your bald head with hair growth
creme.
:pug_foil:

Source:
I made it up. :kitty_alpha:

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matty,
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FUCK YOU BLOODY

Oven_Operators_LU_88, to random
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shit's getting weird

matty,
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It's time

TruthJustAhead, to random
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@graf Offspring is before your Canadian A$$ (1994)

😘

matty,
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He thinks you're a zoomer

EllisDee, to random
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apparently Utah considered doing 100mph test strips like they did when they raised the rural speed limit to 80.

matty,
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Alternative to Google/Apple maps. I never liked it but some people swear by it. ​

matty,
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Ohhh silly me for taking anything she said in goof faith haha

matty,
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I don't know how to treat you :peachcat_nonono:

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