mergan

@mergan@pleroma.viridianpatriots.com

✨ The Mergan ✨
The first of many
Existentialist
Individualist
Negative Utilitarian
Computer Scientist
Videogame Enthusiast
Born in 1995
Married
:acat_deranged: of https://pleroma.viridianpatriots.com/users/Nellwyn
No pronouns. Only Mergan (Agender)
Transcendental

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It is I :acat_astonished:

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I can't believe barnacleposter club is deaaad :acat_astonished:

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@Ukko

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@mer @Ukko @f_o_u_r_t_y We are bound by fate (we share syllables in our name) :acat_astonished:

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Could ye check yer pockets? I seem to have misplaced me composure :acat_astonished:

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Mwahahahaha :acat_deranged:

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@Ukko Redundancy! ✨ The Mergan ✨ has always been a miscreant! :acat_deranged:

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@dushman @f_o_u_r_t_y @mergan @meso

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@Ukko @dushman @f_o_u_r_t_y @meso codec ?

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given that akkoma uses a RDBMS as a document database, i propose a fedi software that uses a document database as a RDBMS. make all the indexes using document keys and do locked lookups for cascades and constraints

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@Ukko @eris @mia Consider this: each post is saved as a .zip, compressed down with uhh Huffman-- and the database? Indexed.

Http is bloat??!!!!

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@mia @eris @Ukko hwat :cat_aghast:

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@Ukko @eris @mia We can even save a little bit more of space by dropping the headers of each .zip. Raw data? Raw power.

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The sun always shines, even when it's cloudy :acat_pirate1:

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CC @meso @mergan

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@Ukko @meso :acat_jiggy:

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