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Good meownyaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A trackball is just a large fidget toy that also functions as a pointing device.

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Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything: optimized out

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"Fallout New Vegas was compiled without compiler optimizations."
"there's a bunch of archaic x87 CPU instructions"

​:blobcatwut:​

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Q: What do NSA operatives say when their eavesdropping system stopped working due to RF shielding?

A: The enemy foiled our plan.

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Q: Why is it difficult to add new features into C++?

A: There is always some push_back().

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Linux kernel developers think the lack of swap thrashing lockup is an unfair advantage of high-memory machines, so they invented page cache thrashing to lock swapless users up too.

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"Open Source Design Contest, Win $100 and Rasyperry Pi 5!"

No, it would not even cover my BOM costs...

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running E&M field solvers on computers produces real electromagnetic fields. 🙀

Nixie,
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@niconiconi Redstone lamps in minecraft use real electricity.

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Good meownyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

icedquinn,
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@niconiconi henwo

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Intel Core i⑨

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This ancient Rage Comic is still an all-time classic.

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@niconiconi the old quote that science doesn't advance with eureka but " :neocat_thonk: that's odd"

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On second thought, "export control doesn't work" is as old as textile mills and steam engines.

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CSV (Confusingly Separated Values)

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Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: No.

Q: How many Lean programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: sorry.

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