I love the term “Suck my cock asshole.” Not “Suck my cock, asshole.” but specifically “Suck my cock asshole.” because it implies that their cock, has an asshole and they wish for you to suck, not their cock, but more specifically the asshole of their cock.
My mom and sister visited and brought their doggo. It’s a yellow lab. We had to put our cat in his carrier. Not for his sake, but for the dogs sake. He hissed at the dog and nearly lunged at her to claw her.
There’s something amusing about having to lock up a kitty so it doesn’t hurt a dog 2.5x it’s size.