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disabled

@disabled@shota.house

:baba_d::baba_i::baba_s::baba_a::baba_b::baba_l::baba_e::baba_d:

I can't receive Pleroma chats.

Head Shota In Charge of Shota.house and lover of Massive Mommy Milkers.

You can expect all types of things from my profile, Horny posting, general posting, shitposting, occasional ramblings, repeating of anime girls with big tiddies and more.

Genuine cripple who can't eat food. Deemed “Ableist” by the masses.

Will associate with anyone, even if I disagree with their opinions or find their opinions disgusting. If they give me respect, I will give them respect.

I identify as a :shota:

:shotaland_flag: Proud Citizen of Shotaland :shotaland_flag:

🥛MMM Investor🥛

Owner of Fediverse Bots
Femdom X Shota Bot: https://shota.house/users/FemdomxShota_Bot
Straight Shota Bot: https://shota.house/users/StraightShota_Bot

:cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance:

~ ᗪ丨丂卂乃ㄥ乇ᗪ

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

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Turns out I had over $95 in credit just sitting there on an onahole site. So…I mean…I guess i’m going shopping. :Disa_Flustered:

18+ disabled, to random
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The peak of Japanese innovation.

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What if games had a “Plap Difficulty” Setting? :thinknyan:

18+ disabled, to random
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I gotta relearn NEMO (Non-Ejaculatory Male Orgasms) again. My health scare totally ruined my training.

Now my gooning is not even close to optimized!

Used to be, I could go a whole week without ejaculating. Just edging myself just to the very very edge and then stopping. But now I have totally lost the willpower!!! Gotta retrain.

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https://shota.house/emoji/theifted/sorry_mommy.gif

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I’m just a little guy! :Disa_Yay:

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I have too many hot takes, need to make an account for my hot takes.

I have a few ideas for names.
DisaSnapped
DisaUnhinged
Bled

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Need. :Disa_Drool: 🥛 :Disa_Flustered:

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The magic scenes in Anime are becoming more and more bold.

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Alright, we’re mostly back, emojis and stuff will be scuffed for a small bit as I add them back, but we’re operational.

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Wifey made tuna casserole. She says it was yummy wummy. :ablobnom:

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The best 4th of july sale is if you had the biggest discount on all red, white and blue products.

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@Jens_Rasmussen I always read your name as Jens Ramírez

Figured you’d like to know.

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Currently, Shota Searx and the Shota Services main page are down. Might move them to something more reliable if the outages continue.

EDIT: and ofcourse as I say that, everything seems to work again, lol.

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Good morning all! Getting closer and closer to my desired sleep schedule!

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Shota Searx, Shota Send, Shota.nu and Shota Services Mainpage will be down as Kyun’s Romanian VPS servers move to a better more reliable datacenter. Shota House will not be effected.

The move should take less than 48 hours.

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I’d like to make an article or page at some point cataloging a bunch of sites which can be of use for controversial content creators such as loli/shota/cub artists.

For now, I’ll have this post serve as the stuff I have found so far, and I will periodically edit it with new things as I find them.

I’ll try to keep it semi-organized but please forgive me if it’s not the best.

Hosting Providers

I’ll start this section with An article I made on the topic and I’ll add the top few providers.

Privex

Kyun

BuyVM

Creator Support Sites

SubscribeStar

ci-en

Fantia

Pixiv FANBOX

Content Publishing

DLSite

Merch

CuddlyOctopus

OiOiBunny

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That’s all for now!

If you know of a platform I missed, let me know!

Let’s help each other succeed by sharing our knowledge!

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Drinkin Soda. :meowsip:

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The air was super fresh this morning! The temperature was perfect too!

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Boobs so big you can live between them. :Disa_Drool:

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Grubhub was Malicious yesterday.

>Login to grubhub.
>Forgot to increase default tip because I was dead tired.
>Wife notices and asks me to add tip.
>I go to the order and click "add tip"
>"Please log in to grubhub"
>I log in again.
>"Please log in to grubhub"
>I log in again.
>"Please log in to grubhub"
>This continues like 2 more times, so I go, "alright, I'll just go to the main page and log in again."
>do that
>logs in perfectly
>I go to add tip
>"please log in to grubhub"
>I officially get fed up.

I might actually call them today to increase the tip because by default it chooses $1, which is absolutely ridiculous. It's also rediculous that the app seems to be fine when it comes to making a new order, but adding a tip after the order?

video/mp4

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If I change my pronouns on all platforms to “Ara Ara” :thinknyan:

18+ disabled, to random
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Does it almost feel like you can’t see at all!?!?!

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We gave our nice metal fans their biannual cleaning! They were running slow from the dust that accumulated on them. So it’s important to clean them, so the motor doesn’t bust. Metal fans have started lasting us way longer since we adopted this method. Haven’t had a motor break on us yet!

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I bet women would change their mind if this was the bear they had to be in a room with.

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The app is called “Grubhub” but not a single restaurant is selling grubs. This false advertising is insane.

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If naruto was a Justin Bieber fan, would he say “BELIEBE IT!”?

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For those who had me on Matrix my home server has been having issue, so I’m moving home servers.

It’s the same username except replace the home server with burggit.moe

When my old home server is up I will invite my new account to old chats to make the move easier, but if you want to talk to me sooner, that is the way to do so.

18+ CookieJarObserver, to Hentai

Mandatory pussy inspection

18+ disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @CookieJarObserver I don’t know, your experience is in butt buttering. This would be your first time inspecting a pussy. :thinkeyes:

18+ disabled,
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@paula99 @CookieJarObserver @RehnSturm256 yes, butter is involved in the process. It’s a very delicate process, that involves…..a lot…. of butter. 🧈

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@RehnSturm256 @CookieJarObserver Well, I don’t think anyone could pass up that deal! A FREE BUTT BUTTERING!!!?!?!?!?

She’d be a fool not to accept.

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@paula99 @CookieJarObserver @RehnSturm256 You could’ve just asked Rehnsturm if he could share his used butt butter. That stuff can’t be re-used on another butt. So, I’m sure he’d be able to help you out!

18+ disabled,
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@paula99 @CookieJarObserver @RehnSturm256 Rehn butters a looooooot of butts!

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@paula99 @CookieJarObserver @RehnSturm256 Also on a for real note, that sounds super fun and awesome! I wanna cookie for the wifey!!!!

18+ disabled,
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@paula99 @CookieJarObserver @RehnSturm256 :O A cooking subdomain!! I will be looking through this!

18+ disabled,
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@paula99 @CookieJarObserver @RehnSturm256 I’m not a boymoder, I’m a shota who just wants to cook something nice for/with my wifey. Does that break boymoder cooking ToS? :Disa_Concern:

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@paula99 @CookieJarObserver @RehnSturm256 Yay!!! :Disa_Yay:

18+ disabled,
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@paula99 @CookieJarObserver @RehnSturm256 One of my all-time favorite movies!

18+ disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @paula99 @CookieJarObserver Not all experiments will turn out the way you want.

One of my very first experiments was a fish omelette. Everything was cooked perfectly, but the fish chosen, and the execution made it a bad dish.

18+ disabled,
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@RehnSturm256 @CookieJarObserver @paula99 Chef Rehn over here making the rest of us look bad. With his extraordinary cooking skills.

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@RehnSturm256 The DB is sooo much smaller now. :Disa_Flustered: now we’re gonna be bullied even harder cause of how little we are!!!

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video/mp4

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Saved $2.30 by buying 2 packs of 30 popcorn instead of just 1.

I’m so economical! :Disa_Yay:

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Shota Services will become an obscenity empire. :Disa_Hype:

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:shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag:
In Shotaland drawing characters with small breasts is a federal crime. Specifically for fanart depicting characters with smaller breasts than the source material.

Shotaland has a “Small Breast Drawers” wall of shame which lists the first name of small breast drawers.

No last name or personal information is stored. This means it's entirely possible for a resident to appear on the list many times in a row.

There's no way of truly knowing if all those “Jerry” enteries are actually talking about multiple Jerry's or just one Jerry.

It is possible to request an alias be used on the wall of shame and the name does not need to be your actual first name.

This is the only punishment given to small breast drawers as we find it very funny.

:shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag::shotaland_flag:

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I don’t give a damn, not an iota. Motherfucker, I’m a ᦓꪻ᥅ꪖ꠸ᧁꫝꪻ ꪊρ ᦓꫝꪮꪻꪖ!

18+ EscBoy, to Hentai
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Baal X Aym (Cult Of The Lamb)

COMMANDMENT 69: THOU SHALT EAT THY BROTHER'S ASS

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18+ disabled,
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@EscBoy Worth it.

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