Groyper is my name. It has been my online handle since 2016. It's one of the coolest online handles ever invented. I am not changing my handle because some freaks ruined it.
Started off wistfully and powerfully with a Peet's "Major Dickason's Blend" K-Cup in the Keurig. Listen, K-Slop is trash, especially dark roast K-Slop, but if you're forced to drink dark roast K-Slop, this is actually one of the better ones. Had this with a raisin bagel, raw ape style. Just bit right into it like a hungry cat.
Soon after, I blasted another Dickie into my veins. By that I mean I brewed up another Major Dickason's Blend and drank it.
And now the Fast Apes must rest. We remain fast apes, to be sure. But the Big Hiatus is upon us, and we must rest our ape muscles and bones to prepare for the new season that approaches.
Started off wisely with a Peet's "Luminosa Breakfast Blend" K-Cup in the Keurig. Had this with a toasted everything bagel topped with imitation cream cheese.
Right after, I brewed up a second Luminosa and sipped this down for a double-charged boost of fast ape energy. Gotta go fast.
Much later on, after dinner, I brewed up some Bigelow Green Tea in honor of International Tea Day. I sipped this sweetly outside under the monkey moonlight. The moonlight splashed upon my ape face and a nice breeze blew by and relaxed my ape mind.
And oh how sweet it truly is, my friends. All for now
Started off briskly with a Peet's "Luminosa Breakfast Blend" K-Cup in the Keurig. Had this with a toasted everything bagel topped with imitation cream cheese.
Later, even though it was later than my coffee cut-off time, I sneaked in another K-Slop brew. I had the pikes brew me up a Starbucks "Pike Place Roast" in the Keurig so I could obtain some additional ape energy.
Woke up kind of tired and beat. Needed a sweet treat to feel the heat. So I brewed up a Starbucks "Veranda Blend" K-Cup in the K-Slop machine. Sucked this coffee down with a toasted raisin bagel topped with imitation cream cheese.
Not too long after, I brewed up another Veranda Blend and sucked this down quickly as well. It provided me with some much-needed ape energy to go about my business for the day.