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The one true Groyper.

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Groyper is my name. It has been my online handle since 2016. It's one of the coolest online handles ever invented. I am not changing my handle because some freaks ruined it.

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Today's Coffee Report:

A Double Dickie Day.

Started off wistfully and powerfully with a Peet's "Major Dickason's Blend" K-Cup in the Keurig. Listen, K-Slop is trash, especially dark roast K-Slop, but if you're forced to drink dark roast K-Slop, this is actually one of the better ones. Had this with a raisin bagel, raw ape style. Just bit right into it like a hungry cat.

Soon after, I blasted another Dickie into my veins. By that I mean I brewed up another Major Dickason's Blend and drank it.

And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now

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Yo, throw me a Pepsi

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I crave jelly rings

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And now the Fast Apes must rest. We remain fast apes, to be sure. But the Big Hiatus is upon us, and we must rest our ape muscles and bones to prepare for the new season that approaches.

The apes bide their time and dream...

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We're in the second half now. Join us for the rest if you can, friends!

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Today's Coffee Report:

A Double Luminosa Day (with a Green Tea twist!).

Started off wisely with a Peet's "Luminosa Breakfast Blend" K-Cup in the Keurig. Had this with a toasted everything bagel topped with imitation cream cheese.

Right after, I brewed up a second Luminosa and sipped this down for a double-charged boost of fast ape energy. Gotta go fast.

Much later on, after dinner, I brewed up some Bigelow Green Tea in honor of International Tea Day. I sipped this sweetly outside under the monkey moonlight. The moonlight splashed upon my ape face and a nice breeze blew by and relaxed my ape mind.

And oh how sweet it truly is, my friends. All for now

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Today's Coffee Report:

Started off briskly with a Peet's "Luminosa Breakfast Blend" K-Cup in the Keurig. Had this with a toasted everything bagel topped with imitation cream cheese.

Later, even though it was later than my coffee cut-off time, I sneaked in another K-Slop brew. I had the pikes brew me up a Starbucks "Pike Place Roast" in the Keurig so I could obtain some additional ape energy.

And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now

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"Ay yo, sorry I beat dat bitch." -Puff Diddy

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I might have COVID again already

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@wishgranter14 That's fine, I don't want the COVID flu or any other type of flu either

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Today's Coffee Report:

A Double Veranda Day.

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Woke up kind of tired and beat. Needed a sweet treat to feel the heat. So I brewed up a Starbucks "Veranda Blend" K-Cup in the K-Slop machine. Sucked this coffee down with a toasted raisin bagel topped with imitation cream cheese.

Not too long after, I brewed up another Veranda Blend and sucked this down quickly as well. It provided me with some much-needed ape energy to go about my business for the day.

And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now

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I miss him

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This rap beef between Drake and Kendrick Lamar has the whole HOOD talking and it's really reminded me of how fucking glad I am that I'm not black and can completely disregard it

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@Shini_Koroshi I'm not, no idea what the details are only that black people are obsessed with it

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Huge thanks to everyone who showed up to the very special Special Boy Tea Tunes we held in memory of our friend Royper. It was likely our biggest turnout ever, with over 80 people in the room at one point, and well over 100 people in total coming to pay their respects throughout the event. Tea Tunes will return next weekend with our regularly scheduled programming.

Thanks again, everyone. Rest in peace, Royper. We'll miss you, friend.

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Today's Coffee Report:

Started off with a Starbucks "Veranda Blend" K-Cup in the Keurig. Had with a toasted everything bagel topped with ape oil and some simian salt.

Later, I brewed up a Starbucks "Pike Place Roast" K-Cup in the Keurig and sipped half of it for some nasty ape energy. But then, I put the mug down and got distracted by something. By the time I realized I still had a half cup left, it was cold and tasted like a monkey's wet forearm, so I dumped it. So I guess I only had a cup and a half of coffee today.

And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now

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Went for a walk today and as I was walking near a little stream I started thinking about Royper. All the walks he won't take. All the things he won't experience anymore. Life just suddenly cut short. Sad and hard to really comprehend. I'll miss you friend.

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Some of my followers when I "slip up" (make a lil boo boo) and have one bad day every 3 years or so:

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Maybe I should come back.

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I had to take THREE fucking shits today and the last one was bloody AND after I took a shower. I HATE shitting

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attention newfags: if you don't understand this website or the websites its connected to, brother tyler made an introduction video, watch it on PoastTV

poast.tv/w/wz5Bn4Xy7kMVh8FKLF8zpN

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@graf @tyler Didn't even know PoastTV existed. Poast browser and Poast.ai when???

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Today's Coffee Report:

Another single cup day. Don't shoot me.

Got up and brewed up a Starbucks "Pike Place Roast" K-Cup in the Keurig machine. Please don't shoot me. Had this with—you guessed it—a toasted everything bagel topped with imitation cream cheese. Do not fire.

And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now

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@CozyPuPP This actually made me more mad than anything. People who HAVE been supporting his site had their friends chased away with a broom and now have far lower engagement over there because of it.

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@Shini_Koroshi @CozyPuPP I really think Torba is focused on new gimmicks with AI and stuff and just sees the social site as dead weight. I feel like this was his way to squeeze money out of nice people that trusted him before the place is folded up entirely.

If he really wanted to save the site with funding, there were 1000 better ways to do it. Better appeals to raise funds, better compromises and rewards, etc. I would have likely stayed there if the ability to post lower res images stayed intact for free users, and I likely would have considered upgrading for the ability to post videos, since that matters to me.

Yet, the site has had bugs and bad functionality now for a couple of years, problems that were never addressed. The way he abruptly announced this and then absolutely SHIT on his users made it pretty clear he just wanted us to leave.

His attitude and deception pissed me off far more than losing my ability to post images. He shit on my friends, some of the nicest and most generous people I've known online, and he basically nuked and shattered entire communities because he's an egotistical faggot.

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@graf @Shini_Koroshi @CozyPuPP Only issue I noticed was me posting a hi-res video and it having trouble loading, but IDK enough about how your site does video compression to even address it lmao. Really my fault for not compressing it first since I figured there would be a more aggressive compression automatically. Most lower res vids I've seen load fine. Other than that everything seems smooth, thankful and glad to have this site.

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@graf @Shini_Koroshi @CozyPuPP Hmm yeah I'm ignorant of all. For some files, no compression is good (like some of the big Groyper videos I work on that can get up to 60-80 mb in size) so full quality is appreciated, but at the same time, I can see how uncompressed videos on here could quickly lead to issues. Anyway for now, I'll just be sure to compress some of the bigger videos until the new thing is implemented

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@Dan_Hulson @graf @Shini_Koroshi @CozyPuPP Almost every good poster over there just moved to here or some other fedi instance

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Just came up with a phrase... "mitigate the titty"

I don't know what it means, but feel free to use it

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How do "Events" work on here? Would it be worth it to create an Event instance every time I do a Tea Tunes?

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@graf Nice, thank you for the explanation. I'll try it out for an actual event and then maybe test out a group later and see how it goes.

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@graf Yes I look forward to adding to your monthly crushing server costs regularly

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@graf I'm more inclined to donate to this site I just gotta stop being lazy. The main reason I didn't support gab is because it ran like shit, had no engagement, and retard Torba chose to insult his userbase and drive them away (likely on purpose). He basically did the same thing twitter did to us without actually banning us. He said "Get out of here, this is a boomer scam zone. You're not welcome." So, fuck him.

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@graf @n3f_X Carlton was one of my oldest twitter friends. He's actually one of the few mutuals I had from my pre-groyper days when I was a wojak account.

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I supposedly have almost 5.4k followers on Gab only about 400 here, yet I'm already getting more engagement on my posts here. Curious!

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Get ready for an influx of gab users to this site.

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