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yassie_j

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

A shitposter, Shloer-addict, and cake-lover. I love hot chocolate, hugs, and cuteness.

[Follow reqs are never going to be accepted unless I know you]

Profile picture created by @len!!!

Agender :neofox_flag_agender: :neocat_flag_trans:
🇧🇩 heritage in 🇬🇧.

My #1 girl is Nepnep.

I used to be @yassie_j and @yassie_j and always will be.

Mastodon.lol (rest in piss), joined 16 Nov 2022 --> snowdin.town (rest in peace), joined 7 Feb 2023 --> 0w0.is (rest in peace), joined 4 Aug 2023 --> joined here 12 Jan 2024

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Tired: closing Fedi and then opening Fedi again
Wired: Opening a new tab and instinctively opening Fedi even though you already have it open

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Wow, this image is so cool! I wonder who drew it?

“#AIArt“

nvm.

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This is literally @sugar

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The dotmoe bot is posting images from Hyouka

I am very pleased

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I have modified my pfp slightly so now the stripes are aligned, and therefore it’s more aesthetically pleasing

Hopefully you will all feel less annoyed by it now

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My new mic sounds way better than my old one, which is great – only problem is that it’s really sensitive, so seems to pick up, like, everything =_=

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Good morning everyone ❤️ I woke up really early for no raisin

I hope you have a great day today 💞

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@iro_miya I’m sobbing this is so hilarious 😭 😭 😭 😭

RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/9u0a66i61szg00uq

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The latest update to Destiny 2 requires 300 GB? No way that’s real. That is almost twice as big as the entire storage capacity of the Xbox 360 Elite I had as a teenager.

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Being rescued by a strong female knight would solve me

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I got myself a microphone now

I should’ve ages ago

But it should really up my Yascast audio (not that it wasn’t that bad beforehand)

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There needs to be a reaction that is halfway between 😆 and 😭

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New!! Pride-themed profile picture!!

New Standard Profile Picture Variation just dropped

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I’ve been working like a Japanese person it seems, I realise I have like 3 weeks of annual leave left to take until 31 July

I’m gonna ask my boss if I can take it all in one go

Maybe I could use it to visit some people 👀

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Did you know?

Home Alone 2 has a cast member who has been criminally convicted of 34 counts of falsifying business records.

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Time to start working now

I give you a fake laptop that looks like my own so you can pretend to work with me

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What you don’t know is that I had to cut out a whole minute of content from The Yascast right now because I couldn’t pronounce a word and I had to look up a synonym

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Oh, I see. Very interesting. Interesting. I can see you two… 👀

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F E D I

C I R C L E

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I HAVE A DEGREE IN BEING SILLY

WITH A SPECIALISATION IN GOOFBALLING

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I love how these three emojis explode at slightly different rates

:NeoyasExplode: :blobfoxExplosion: :neofox_floof_explode:

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I didn’t realise people actually spoke like this sincerely

(game is Immortals of Aveum)

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I finally finished Tomb Raider (2013). What an incredible game. Despite being over a decade old, the game still looks amazing. The environment design, the lighting, the weather effects make for an awe-inspiring, dramatic experience.

The characters in the game have a very believable, grounded, and sympathetic portrayal, and Lara Croft goes through some incredible character development throughout the game. I do find it actually very cool that by the middle of the game, the militia on the island start to get terrified of you.

This has to be one of my favourite games, it just is a very satisfying and engaging story, with just the right amount of everything. The second and third games tried to be more expansive, but they don’t feel the same as this game IMHO.

More games just need to be like this: immersive, crafted, and executed well in scope.

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Labour: We need to encourage young people to vote. It’s important that youth turnout increases, in order to secure our victory. But how?

Rishi Sunak: If I win this election, I’m going to forcibly conscript young people against their will.

Labour: Well, that should do it.

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What game engine would I be

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Did you know?

The “according to keikaku” meme was actually originally satirical in nature, but due to the game of telephone that happens with satire/parody/sardonic works, the actual criticism has been merged with what it is criticising to be one and the same

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Feeling settled into my new pfp now, I recognise myself as myself

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They say you are what you eat

That means you ate the girl reading this.

What the… What. Why would you do that? 0_0

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I have sold your account to the Saudis

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@treats what is this

RE: https://fox.nexus/users/treats/statuses/112500934497162990

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@RedCyberPandaz this is how I start my day

RE: https://zoner.work/notes/9tposyu06q58009w

18+ yassie_j, to random
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… I manufactured consent for the Iraq War?

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We're only two days into the official campaign period and already it's been a complete shitshow from Sunak.

Firstly, he announced the election date while in the pouring rain, making him look like a drowned, pathetic rat.

When he was in Wales, he expressed glee about the upcoming European Cup... Except that Wales did not qualify at all, but England and Scotland. So uh... That's like rubbing it in lmao.

Just yesterday, he went to Belfast's iconic Titanic Quarter, where the actual Titanic was built. Local journalists asked him if he was "captain of a sinking ship".

Then, of course, there's the fact that Sunak barred journalists from some portions of his campaign...

I legitimately think that with the way Sunak is campaigning, it's very easy for non-aligned/anti-Conservative press (and the Labour party) to create a narrative that Sunak is a fucking loser (which he is).

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Is the word “simp” still in fashion? I’ve not seen people use it as much any more

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I have created a No Uwuing sign

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Work on getting The Yascast is going to be delayed because

Uh

I can’t extract the audio files O_O

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Yaseen was put on the Fediverse to teach people of the Americas about international road sign standards

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Spotify recommended this song which uses Hatsune Miku. I am impressed by her English language synthesis lol, but also this song is just a straight up banger and a half

Shush! — Novva Skylar, Hatsune Miku (2024)

https://song.link/s/0vI44Xx6TsfBlGBcZGjf20

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Time for sleepies goodnight <3

I yawn loudly and fall asleep right on top of you like a cat

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>someone posts photos of a Pride-themed bus in a local Facebook group
>vast majority are heart reactions

That's very great to see

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@PearlescentFerret yeah, about that—

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9tlibfnk4eus0md6

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What kind of view or views do you have of me? ❤️

(ie which of these characters are you, when thinking of me)

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Okay now I can sleep

Goodnight friends :hug3:

I leave out some deep-fried soap bars, but in the shape of chocolate bars

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You buy your hormone drugs illegally because you have no legal recourse

I buy my hormone drugs illegally because it’s cooler than going to the pharmacy

We are not the same

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Sometimes you come across a fediblock post looks like this:

I recommend you fediblock [some instance] for threatening conduct, especially by [some user]. Receipts are attached.

[image of some guy being kind of annoying, but not doing anything actually concerning]

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Flat packs are useful, they keep the cost of furniture down and put good quality furniture within everyone’s reach. I think the only criticism of flat packs I have is that it creates an airportisation of living spaces — from Tokyo to LA, everyone now owns a Bily bookcase. But that’s not the fault of flat packs, that’s the fault of consumer capitalism.

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New pfp, courtesy of the amazing artistic skills of @len !!!!!

I love it so much!! Really captures my aura so well, while still paying homage to the Yaseen Classic pfp!!!

Thank you len!!!!!!!! :nkoLove:

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Anything good that happens in videogames is because of my skill and anything bad that happens in videogames is because of external factors

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