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vivadanang, in Montana Esequiba

lolwtf? Is there a news story behind this?

anton, (edited )

This is the Venezuela Guiana situation applied to the USA and Canada, to show how ridiculous the Venezuelan “historical claims” are.

vivadanang,

that’s pretty funky

CJOtheReal, in Red Sea coalition members

I mean everyone depends on that fucking trade route.

nuke,

Life pro tip: Don’t touch the boats

atocci,
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saltnotsugar, in Red Sea coalition members

Seychelles pulls up with 8 aircraft carriers.

eggymachus,

The Seychelles pull up their anchor and steam north

mkwt,

It’s not an aircraft carrier. It’s an aircraft carrying country.

Treczoks, in Red Sea coalition members

Theoretically, that coalition should mainly consist of countries like Malta, Panama, Liberia, Bolivia, and Mongolia. The safety of ships is duty of the country under which flag they sail. I doubt any freighter down there is registered in the US or any EU state (except Malta).

Skua,

Greece has more tonnage under its flag than three of those. It also has four of those huge Soviet armoured hovercraft. I think we now know whose job this will have to be.

Treczoks,

Good addition, I somehow forgot they had a lot of old shipping nobility there.

verity_kindle,

Knock knock, it’s the Onassiseses. Welcome to the ouzo fields.

Bonehead, in Red Sea coalition members

Yeah, see, all you guys are fools...they're going to be looking for army guys.

SapphironZA, in History repeating itself once again

It’s a TV series at this point.

verity_kindle, in What is the USMC putting in the Crayolas these days?!?!

Sus because movie musicals.

YoorWeb, in We must protect ethnic Finns in Karelia

Finland was first created some time during the Cold War between Russia and the West.

Japan-Soviet relations had always been shaky at best, but also incredibly secretive. Even as early as 1925 Japan and the Soviet Union had secret deals with each other regarding fishing rights between the two countries, with the Soviet Union giving up much of it’s fishing rights to Japan with seemingly no explanation as to why.

These secretive treaties and alliances continued right up until just before the fall of the Soviet Union, Gorbachev made trips to Japan months before the fall of the Soviet Union stating the entire time how the relations between them were improving, even when Soviet relations with the rest of the world were worsening.

In fact the entire past 100 years of Japanese-Russian relations bring up many unanswered questioned.

Why at the height of WW2, were the battles between these two countries minimal despite being on opposing sides?

Why did Japan sign a peace treaty with Russia in 1941, just months before their allies, Germany, went to war with Russia?

Why were relations between Japan and Russia always good throughout the Cold War, despite the major geopolitical differences between the countries, and close geographical positions that you think would cause tensions?

The answer is simple, they shared a common secret. A common asset that worked in both of their favours. And that asset was Finland.

It’s unclear when Finland was first thought up, some say it was during the Cold War, and others say it was as far back as the 1920’s, but the necessity of Finland is quite simple.

Japan can fish in the region of ocean between Sweden and Russia without worry for environmental repercussions, after all, nobody’s going to expect fishing regulations to be broken in a place where everyone thinks there’s a landmass will they? And in return Russia get a percentage of the fish to distribute amongst their populace.

It’s a simple case of fishing the Finnish Sea, transporting it across Russia, (that was the real reason for the construction of the Trans-Siberian railway by the way), and then shipping it from the Eastern Russian coast to Japan under the disguise of ‘Nokia’ products.

This is why Nokia is the largest ‘Finnish’ company, and it is also why Japan is the largest importer of Nokia products, despite the fact that very few people own Nokia phones in the country.

There are clearly some unanswered questions to this conspiracy that I’ll try and address below.

1- What about Finnish people? Are they all in on the conspiracy?

A. No. People from Finland genuinely believe they’re from Finland. In reality they are from small towns on either the Eastern part of Sweden, the Western part of Russia, or the Northern part of Estonia.

2- What about all of Finland’s other exports other than Nokia?

A. Finland’s three biggest, and three most well known areas of industry are Oil, Tech, and Software. The oil is gathered in offshore platforms where the rest of us believe the landmass of Finland is, (again the Japanese get to avoid rigging regulations in this respect), the Tech companies have already been explained above with the Nokia post, and Software companies can easily redirect their IP Address through the Finnish sea. As for other Finnish exports, well, claiming Santa comes from your country isn’t a viable way to get people to believe in it.

3- What about Helsinki? That is an enormous city on the world stage.

A. Helsinki is located in Eastern Sweden. It’s not like the people flying there would notice.

4- What about everywhere else in Finland? There’s a lot to it and it couldn’t all be made up.

A. 99% of Finland is forest. A lot of it doesn’t need to be accounted for when addressing Finnish geography.

5- Why do other countries go along with it?

A. At first it was a sign of goodwill between Western Countries and the Soviet Union. A bargaining chip that could be played. But Finland has since evolved to something much more. An idealistic placeholder for what countries should aspire to. No real country could so consistently place first in Education, Healthcare, Gender Equality, Literacy Rates, National Stability, The least corrupt government in the world, Freedom of the press. It’s a concept for countries and people to aspire to. But that’s where the problems about Finland’s existence is disputed. no country in the world can possibly be that good.

6- Why the name Finland?

A. The country was originally made for fishing. What do fish have? Fins. Thus Finland.

7- What about the Finnish language?

A. Look up the similarities between Japanese and Finnish. It may surprise you how similar they are. Which is weird considering the vast distances between them.

8- I’m Finnish and your attack on my people and culture is insulting.

A. I’m not insulting Finnish people or culture. I don’t even deny that there is Finnish culture. When you have a collective of a few million people identifying as Finnish then of course a culture will be built around it. I’m simply saying that that the landmass of Finland isn’t actually there. It doesn’t mean there can’t be a culture or identity of being Finnish however.

9- This is an enormous conspiracy to keep secret, how could nobody else of realized it?

A. Other people have realized it. But imagine the ridiculousness of the statement ‘I don’t believe Finland exists’. Even if we did have undeniable proof of something put in front of us we would still hold the opinion that most of our friends, family, and acquaintances hold to not disrupt social convention. It’s part of the human condition.

10- What about GPS and Satellite Images?

A. It’s manipulated and forged. In the parts of Estonia, Sweden, and Russia that are allocated as ‘Finnish zones’ the GPS locations are changed to match that of Finland. Satellite images are forged. This is how that part of the world really looks.

nyctre,

Excuse me, but Finland is 99% lake, not forest.

Roflmasterbigpimp, in We must protect ethnic Finns in Karelia
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This is usually what I do in Hearts of Iron.

Even if Finland doesn’t want it, they gonna get it so the Map looks nice.

CJOtheReal, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

The only problem i have with this is that this is technically happening (just inside tge amor)

LouNeko, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

That would be such a flex. You’re driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

*swimming through the desert in your tank

Stoney_Logica1,

Well I swim through the desert in a tank with no name…

casmael,

It felt good to be out of the rain in the wet tank blob blob blob

atocci, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post
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A fish tank, if you will

saltnotsugar, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.

sbv,

Maybe it’s a navy tank?

saltnotsugar,

SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.

sbv,

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.

saltnotsugar,

COMRADE CAPTAIN, UNKNOWN AMERICAN CONTACT DIVING 50 METERS A SECOND AND TRACKS ARE CAVITATING.

teft,
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I wanna be an ARMDIVARMDIV!

NOT_RICK, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post
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Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?

Cosmonaut_Collin,
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Just leave the hatch open a little bit.

Norgur,

Let's not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.

ivanafterall,
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Isn't that good? It sounds like it's creating a shield? I'm pretty sure I'm right, I say ship it.

mindbleach,

ship it.

Only if it deploys other tanks. Otherwise you’d boat it.

robotopera,

Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.

circuscritic,

Functional internal organs? What kind of credible defense bullshit is that? GTFO

sbv, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

You can pee wherever/whenever you want.

Neato,
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Correction: you can no longer drink the water.

ivanafterall,
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Was that really your first inclination?

casmael,

;)

Venat0r,

Bear Grylls has entered the chat

Duamerthrax,

Bear Grylls has entered a hotel

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