bro I'm in a library and this fuckin guy comes over and sits next to me
>looks at table
>small smudge on it
>yells "SHIT! FUCK!"
>starts wiping it off with a kleenex
>"dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit" the whole time he's wiping
>heavy breathing
>sits down finally
>takes a loooooooooong sip of coffee like 20 seconds
>"oh yeah.... that's the stuff"
why do libraries always harbor these fucking weirdos
