Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

But I'm a doctor. It says so on my diploma. 🤨

d0c40r0, 6 months ago

My frequent fliers card says I’m a doctor but I had to change it later cus the woman at the counter was on her period

Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

What I read ... you're not a gynecologist.

d0c40r0, 6 months ago

I would say something but I never know when Rose will come online

Xenophon, 6 months ago

I read your post 3 times and Im not sure you know what a doctor or a period is...

Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

A period is when ketchup squirts out of doc's butt. 🤷‍♂️

d0c40r0, 6 months ago

well she was saying that I had to be a doctor of some form to put it on the card which is not a legal requirement in the slightest

Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

Did you tell her about all of the prostates you've touched? 🤔

d0c40r0, 6 months ago

I was 10 at the time brother

Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

Don't make this weird. 😒

not_br549, 6 months ago

too late.

Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

Now I'm afraid to tell Doc that I fucked his mom, because he'll probably tell me she's dead. 😩

Xenophon, 6 months ago

Wouldnt be the first dead hooker you fucked 🤷‍♂️

CrustyB, 6 months ago

It's not bad. Except for the maggots.

Hoss, 6 months ago

I had a joke lined up just now, but as I was typing it I saw Jesus shaking his head in disappointment at me and I erased the draft.

Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

If you can share it with Jesus, you can share it with everyone. 🤨

Xenophon, 6 months ago

Would have been funnier if you spelled prostate correctly 😐

Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

I fucking hate android. 😩

marlin, 6 months ago

@Humpleupagus @Hoss So is she.

Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

Nice dentures.

Hyperhidrosis, 6 months ago

@Hoss Phd in pornhub, give me a whiff of any woman's asshole and I can tell you what category of porn she's in.

Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

Is that because you can't find the vagina? 🤔