@CrustyB@nicecrew.digital

CrustyB

@CrustyB@nicecrew.digital

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BattleDwarfGimli, to random
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CrustyB,

Trump eats soup with a spoon. JUST LIKE MUSSOLINI!!

cassidyclown, to random
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It's so over right now

CrustyB,

If I look in a mirror, I will never ever see a nigger.

Re-L_Mayer, to random
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I'm a dedicated cat owner. I only give my cat the finest of foods.

CrustyB,

Um, Totally Nice Diversity?

RustyCrab, (edited ) to random
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Guy at the gym asked me how I was streaming Dune on my phone. I looked him dead in the eye and said "Dune.Part.Two.2024.1080p.WEBRip.1600MB.DD5.1.x264-GalaxyRG[TGx]"

CrustyB,

If you've only seen the airstrike scene in "Apocalypse Now" on a small screen instead of 70MM then you haven't seen the airstrike scene in "Apocalypse Now."

RR, to random
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I just love getting up at 5:20am when my body still thinks it's 4:20am. It's such a wonderful feeling.

CrustyB,

He's one of two queers I blocked on Gab a couple of weeks before I axed my account there. I don't even block anyone here.

CrustyB,

WC acts like he was born before 1964.

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reddit moment

CrustyB,

I lived in a building where someone would have loud orgasms, moaning "LOVE ME! LOVE ME!" at the top of their lungs. The voice was guttural, couldn't even figure out if it was a man or a woman. If they don't mind that the whole building knows they're doing the no-no cha-cha, I don't mind either.

Months later there was a neighborhood party. I went out to 7-Eleven and my neighbor's door was open. This pretty blond girl with an odd accent asked me if they were disturbing me and I said no. So we started chatting and she asked my name. I told her and she repeated it back to me wrong, so I restated it. Again she echoed back the wrong name but I noticed she was staring at my mouth.

Then it dawned on me. She's deaf. That explained the odd accent. The loud "LOVE ME" moans were because she had no idea the whole neighborhood could hear her.

CrustyB, to random

Hey, let's not make light of the 70 people in Chuck's family who died here.

NotAWeeb, to random
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Touhou is effectively older than it's average fan

CrustyB,

Lucas grabbed every sci-fi\action\adventure IP in sight, tossed it into a blender, gave it to ace art and SFX departments, and cashed a big check. He's a master recycler like Tarantino, not a creative juggernaut.

CrustyB,

Hollywood ran out of ideas 25 years ago. I love Ridley Scott's style but he hasn't had an original thought in 40 years.

CrustyB, to random

Sorry if I'm sweaty and nervous today. I imagined what the world would be like today without the historic contributions of black women and the thought just shook me to the core of my very soul.

binkle, to random
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is there an online personality test for autism i want to see if a clickhole style website thinks im autistic

CrustyB,

Only dykes and hipsters around here wear Carhartt crap anymore.

RustyCrab, to random
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Right nostril 100% clogged (it has never been more over)

CrustyB,

I like Simply Saline that you spritz up you nose, that's done wonders for me over a neti pot.

CrustyB, to random

Ah, Sunday movie night.

NathanielHigger1488, to random
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Why the fuck are all of the sleeping bags on the market BRIGHT FUCKING NEON COLORS?
I want something that doesn't fucking stick out.

CrustyB,

I was going to buy shoes from REI when the salesman hit me up about their program to make trails safer by making them more inviting to blacks. Blacks are why trails aren't safe to begin with!

KennyWhitePowers, to random
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Got my W2 from work tonight. Realizing I paid just under 10k in taxes is a real punch in the dick.

CrustyB,

I ask that every time I see blacks.

Shlomo, to random

:kaos_wtf:

CrustyB,

"What kind of hobbies do you have?"
"I'm very active in my Metis native community, where I help them sue employers who discriminate against them."

caekislove, to random
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This dude saying that $500,000 a year is "middle class" needs to be sent to a reeducation camp in Siberia.

CrustyB,

In this country, people who live on thousands of dollars of monthly welfare, have 50" screen TVs, cell phones and never miss a meal are thought to be living in poverty.

matty, to random
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wew

CrustyB,

Does your doorbell go BOW CHIKA WOW WOW?

CrustyB, to random

Thanks, Google Maps! I was looking for some place specifically run by colored retarded dyke mud savages!

Svantovit, to random

Why are either of you faggots in my country?

Second, Britbong, "It's not 'soccer.' It's 'football.'"

Who came up with the fucking word, ya caunt!?

Where are our cultural sites? I don't know, Samantha....maybe, cause your beloved injuns didn't create shit worth looking at save for a handful of places from Ohio to Peru. You want to drive that!? She might as well have said, "Why didn't America start building monuments 600 years ago?"

Send her to Mexico with her lover.

Catapult.

video/mp4

CrustyB,

Correct, we Americans don't know a thing about breakfast.

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I don't care about your stupid PhD, if you're not a people-fixer or a physicist I am not referring to you as a doctor no matter how insistent you are.

CrustyB,

It's not bad. Except for the maggots.

CrustyB, to random

Should Ubuntu take 4 hours to install?

CrustyB,

It's on a VirtualBox. Screen's frozen but the SATA icon is blinking.

CrustyB, to random

An insurrection is like a collusion. Liberals have no idea what it actually means but they're sure Trump did it and that it's illegal, whatever it is.

CrustyB, to random

St. Patrick's Day, when everyone wishes they were Irish.
Columbus Day, when everyone wishes they were Italian.
Martin Luther King Day, when everyone wishes they were Irish or Italian.

CrustyB, to random

I think Trump will be convicted and sent to prison for the same reason Derek Chauvin was: He's innocent.

CrustyB, to random

How to convey a political message.

CrustyB, to random

If you're confident that what you believe is true then you have no reason to want to suppress those who disagree with you. You should welcome them to challenge and either strengthen your resolve or correct faulty thinking.
Banning, censoring, shouting over, persecuting, cancelling, blocking cameras, these are the tools of a coward.

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