@binkle@mischievoustomato the straw that broke the camels back for me just now is that it has no straightforward support for wireguard. It works AMAZINGLY on fedora and has full integration.
I researched it on here and while technically possible to make it work 1) I do not want to take that risk with something unsupported for something mission critical 2) "oh just install this this this this this this and run a script on startup" nigga I don't want to have to open my hood and wind a crank every time I start my car