graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

stop buying chineseium products and products made with chineseium chips

zdnet.com/home-and-office/smart-home/3-million-smart-toothbrushes-were-just-used-in-a-ddos-attack-really/

rlier23,
@rlier23@bae.st avatar

@graf better yet just Buy a fucking plastic brush

God why do so nany retards Buy into the "muh Smart devices" bullshit :angry:

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@rlier23 >plastic
hear me out.. bamboo

butterdog,
@butterdog@poa.st avatar

@graf @rlier23 You heard of miswak?
It's a faggot, I mean bundle of sticks, that the arab world uses to some extent. You chew the end off and then use the exposed fibers to 'brush' with, and you can chew on it as well I think.

You can get them on amazon. I tried one and was obviously disappointed.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miswak

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@butterdog @rlier23 if you were disappointed why would you even recommend it

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Where's Target Tori when we really need her? 😥

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@Humpleupagus seems like she stopped posting on twitter in 2020. maybe she died of covid

ned,
@ned@noauthority.social avatar

@Humpleupagus @graf how do you remember a random online flash culture war storm from 4 years ago so clearly?

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

I'm big on dental hygiene

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@graf ...why would you get a smart toothbrush?

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck the only way this could be pulled off in this scale is if they were phoning home to somebody who could document the ips of every household using one in order to manipulate it. they played the long game

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@graf I'm just not gonna put all my shit on the Internet hahaha just not gonna hook my toilet up to the wifi nothin personnel chinks

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck >he doesn’t have a localnet to connect them to first for a week to watch packets with wireshark to find out what data is being sent and received

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@graf dumbhomecels will never understand (I am a dumbhomecel)

white_male,
@white_male@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @graf Laundering bitcoin probably.

TeaTootler,
@TeaTootler@poa.st avatar

@white_male @yockeypuck @graf the washing machine heard you say "nigger" now its flooding your house on purpose

video/mp4

white_male,
@white_male@poa.st avatar

@TeaTootler @yockeypuck @graf I can't get my head around people putting those LIDAR or just cameras robot vacuums and connecting this to network.

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@white_male @TeaTootler @yockeypuck this + amazon smart lock for your door = armed amazon mercenary intrusions in your home

nytimes.com/2017/07/25/technology/roomba-irobot-data-privacy.html

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

His big brother

PunishedD,
@PunishedD@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @graf And how the fuck did they convince 3 million idiots to buy one?

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@PunishedD @graf Never forget people who trusted feeding their animals to a cloud-based pet feeder (the company went out of business, the pets had no food).

PunishedD,
@PunishedD@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @graf I can kind of get that, automating something simple as opening a latch so that pet food falls into a bowl. But you can't automate brushing your teeth. This is some kind of fitness tracker bullshit thing, isn't it? "You did 57 circles today, 5% more than your average last week!"

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@PunishedD @yockeypuck yes it’s about “oral hygiene” because you can’t just brush without something nagging you to brush for 7 more seconds

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@PunishedD @graf I have an automatic kitty feeder, it's great, but it ain't on no Internet and I would never say "this gadget means my cat will be fine alone for a week" like a techtruster.

Druid,

@yockeypuck @PunishedD @graf Somewhere, sometime, someone has had a pajeet scammer ransomware his automatic pet feeder.

"Saar! If you do not be giving us $500 in Google Play cards Mittens will not be feeding!"

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@Druid @yockeypuck @PunishedD 10 years from now that washing machine connected to your internet stops working because it can’t connect to the LG servers because they depreciated them and took them down. now it’s perpetually locked and useless

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