Awoo,
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>MFW the Autists are now fighting in my mention
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MK2boogaloo,
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@Awoo not me, I'm just in a TTRPG thread.

supersid333,

@MK2boogaloo @Awoo Not point to fight on the internet anyways. What TTRPGs are you talking about?

MK2boogaloo,
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@supersid333 @Awoo a game on Roll20 hosted by our retarded Dutch DM @Groomschild

supersid333,

@MK2boogaloo @Awoo @Groomschild Oh didn't realize Grooms DM'd

MK2boogaloo,
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@supersid333 @Awoo @Groomschild yeah, wanna join the game?

Groomschild,
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@MK2boogaloo @supersid333 @Awoo no we already have 6 players

supersid333,

@Groomschild @Awoo @MK2boogaloo It's fine I'm not actually hunting for a party to join atm anyways. I just hadn't heard of anything about it before now.
I got some pretty funny stories from the campaign I ran on Varis about a year ago myself.

MK2boogaloo,
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@supersid333 @Awoo @Groomschild please, elaborate on that here.

supersid333,

@MK2boogaloo @Awoo @Groomschild Well on the lighter end, the first one shot I ran to test the waters with them ended with one party member deciding he didn't actually want to disarm the bomb it was centered around, causing him to prematurely detonate it himself insta gibbing him and another party member who had offered a help check to his roll. While this was happening the party also kinda just watched a Crab person drag the party's monk into the ocean.

Awoo,
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@supersid333
>Another mention of Fedi TTRPG
>Yet again no mention of Dwarves
@MK2boogaloo @Groomschild
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supersid333,

@Awoo @MK2boogaloo @Groomschild That party had a female Dwarf Fighter who was by all means simultaneously my most and least favorite party member.

supersid333,

@Awoo @Groomschild @MK2boogaloo I could also tell you about my a Dwarf Paladin I played who will live down in memory as the guy who beat a thug to death with a chair leg.

Long story short he had willingly let himself get caught to spare the mayor of the town from getting hurt as he was being held hostage. Was more or less buying time before the hellraisers in the party did something stupid without their babysitter around (The Warforged Pirate Barbarian used a goblin as a shovel to dig a grave in the center of town while this was happening), and in a scramble I proceeded to use the chair leg as a bludgeoning tool to smite the guy who was trying to win me over in the town brig. A couple members of the town including a liaison for a criminal faction I wanted nothing to do with came in thinking they were going to come save me only to see me holding a stolen knife thinking they were reinforcements for the guy I just killed.

supersid333,

@Awoo @Groomschild @MK2boogaloo Other highlights from this campaign I played in include the party's Druid wandering into the woods and watching a random child incidentally die to a bear. After the Druid gave the kid a burial, like 3 sessions later when we were storming the local thugs hideout his mom asked us if we could look for him and gave us info on a secondary entrance to their hideout. Party broke out into nervous laughter as most of us realized what had happened but didn't know enough in character to say anything.

Another funny time was a Dragonborn Rogue deciding that he was more then capable of 1v1ing an Ogre. I gave him a shield of faith and a pat on the back before I got held down and wailed on by three Orcs who had fucking T-posed over a river with their movement skill, only to watch the Ogre critical strike and hit the Rogue so hard he lost his arm. We then spent the rest of the session trying to save said Rogue as the Ogre and his boss had decided to take him hostage.

Overall it was a fun campaign that ended up falling apart due to schedules unfortunately.

King_Noticer,
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@Awoo If you had to play with him you'd understand

Awoo,
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@King_Noticer
I am glad I dodged the bullet there.

wgiwf,
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ForbiddenDreamer,
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@wgiwf @Awoo Quick bro, let's start fighting in his mentions for no reason whatsoever.
:watademon:

Awoo,
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@ForbiddenDreamer
Now I know how Snek feels.
@wgiwf
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wgiwf,
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@ForbiddenDreamer @Awoo You're stinky and bad! Now we must fight!

ForbiddenDreamer,
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@wgiwf @Awoo NO YOU ARE A FUCKING

wgiwf,
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ForbiddenDreamer,
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wgiwf,
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ForbiddenDreamer,
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wgiwf,
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anonaccount,

@Awoo An average day on poa.st.

Groomschild,
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@Awoo you started it :tengumakeafakenews:

Awoo,
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@Groomschild
Funny I recall the OP being you posting a pantsless Goblin.

Awoo,
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@Groomschild
This is what happens when you don't NFSW your posts Grooms! God has punished us all for your sins!

olmitch,

I want God to punish meso for my sins

Groomschild,
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@Awoo what does that have to do with kerok and dan

Awoo,
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@Groomschild
Actually in hindsight it was Rand that kick started the shitstorm. Typical Aussie behaviour.

eee,
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@Awoo @Groomschild makes you wonder why they were kicked out and made to live among abos and venomous animals

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