RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

bro LinkedIn is so fucking invasive I'm sacred to click on emails they send me. Some random asshole will probably get an email saying "Crab read our email notifying him that you posted a new post!"

Yaldabaoth,
@Yaldabaoth@shitposter.club avatar

@RustyCrab It really is the worst. I froze my account ages ago since I don't currently have a use for it other than people creeping on it.

icst,
@icst@clubcyberia.co avatar

@RustyCrab I'm glad I've managed to avoid using LinkedIn so far. It's literally as disgusting as Facebook.

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@icst man don't get me started on Facebook.
They lie about their image sizes in search results and it makes it so they flood the results for HD images when in reality they are 64x64 thumbnails

Zergling_man,

@RustyCrab @icst Still less annoying than pintrest.

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@Zergling_man @icst oh yeah. I have pintrest completely banned from my search results. I should do that with Facebook too

Zergling_man,

@RustyCrab @icst Extremely based

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@Zergling_man @icst the only disadvantage of blocking Facebook is that have a near monopoly on image SEO and often times the ONLY way to find an image is downloading one of their thumbnails and then reverse image searching that to find the original

Zergling_man,

@RustyCrab @icst Set up a quick toggle for it

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

some TAMess keeps trying to add me on linkedin so she can discuss whatever product she's slinging with my company

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

oh and it started with 15 emails like "hey retard are you there? all i want is 15 minutes please 🙏 " and then for some reason she thought the next step would be adding me on that hellhold

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@pasture @RustyCrab I refuse to use it. the last place I was working before I quit for poast asked me during the interview phase if I had a linked in and I told them if it was a requirement that I'd like to terminate the interview

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar

i only have it because i was really desperate

TeaTootler,
@TeaTootler@poa.st avatar

@pasture @graf @RustyCrab linkedin is like tinder for jobs: a lot of bullshit and hassle only for you to end up sitting at home alone

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@TeaTootler @pasture @graf I've been told my multiple long time industry people I know that jobs are more or less impossible to get now without a LinkedIn. Employers will just go to that and if you don't have one they give up and move on in 10 seconds.

Pawlicker,

@RustyCrab @pasture @TeaTootler @graf god I just love the idea of self doxing where I work for trannies just to get a wagie tech job

TeaTootler,
@TeaTootler@poa.st avatar

@Pawlicker @pasture @RustyCrab @graf yeah fuck that, if they ask why i don't have one i'll tell them its for OPSEC reasons

thegreatape,
@thegreatape@thechimp.zone avatar

@RustyCrab @pasture @TeaTootler @graf This is NOT what I want to hear right now :crabyss: lord help me if I have to make a l*inked in

mischievoustomato,
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website avatar

i made one for a veryfunny and paranoid reason

thegreatape,
@thegreatape@thechimp.zone avatar

@mischievoustomato @pasture @RustyCrab @TeaTootler @graf I've been applying to places over the last couple months and it didn't even hit me not having a linked in could be a factor lol. I hate social media so much (Except for fedi).

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@thegreatape @pasture @TeaTootler @graf @mischievoustomato it's also that the job market is horrendously shit right now. Everybody is firing and nobody is hiring.

mischievoustomato,
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website avatar

start crabcorp

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@thegreatape @pasture @TeaTootler @graf CTRL + SHIFT + ALT + WIN + L + CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓁒 𓁓 𓁔 𓁕 𓁖 𓁗 𓁘

istvan,
@istvan@poa.st avatar

@graf @pasture @RustyCrab If you have to be using LinkedIn then you should make every job fake and impossible.

Go back and forth between VP of Google or Chinese oil company and Wal-Mart janitor.

TheDamageDealingMeatShield,
@TheDamageDealingMeatShield@poa.st avatar

@graf @pasture @RustyCrab I did the same thing as you. I interviewed at an engineering company and the recruiter asked the same thing. I told him that no, I don't have one and two, I don't want to work for a company who hires people based on a person's social media popularity.

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@pasture one time I had some god damn internet weirdo dox me and message my former coworker on LinkedIn to ask me a question on a post I made on an obscure programming forum. To this day that's the most surreal shit I've ever had happen to me.

mischievoustomato,
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website avatar

you know a dude is DESPERATE

pasture,
@pasture@btrfly.social avatar
RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@pasture you know what that's fair I get it now

StaleDonut,
@StaleDonut@shitposter.club avatar

@RustyCrab @pasture Sorry dude, I just didn't understand where to put the (

mischievoustomato,
@mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website avatar

"Crab read our email and reacted with :NiggaSoy: "

Zergling_man,

@RustyCrab Don't send read receipts?

Zergling_man,

@RustyCrab Oh and don't allow external content ofc

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@Zergling_man yeah I would need to disable all of that from my "normie" work setup and I'm not entirely sure how to do that without bogging down everything else

Zergling_man,

@RustyCrab Thunderbird has quick-enable for both?

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@Zergling_man I should get a proper email client.

Zergling_man,

@RustyCrab Do it fgt

Zergling_man,

@RustyCrab Of the ones I've tried, they've all been a bit schizo except thunderbird, and it's... A mozilla product.
It's to the point that I'm wondering how much work it would be to just write my own.

billiam,
@billiam@poa.st avatar

@Zergling_man @RustyCrab it's pretty easy if you're using g-suite or microsoft. Just poke around in the settings (assuming your org allows you to do so).

you can always individually allow media for an email.

another tracking thing to look out for is tracking links (e.g. tracking.com/foo123/https://example.com/your-page/)

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