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pasture

@pasture@btrfly.social

26 · she/her · neurodivergent (autism+ADHD) · 🏳️‍🌈

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graf, to random
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alright so somebody paid me to clear owls block list and im going to do it because its funny. but before i do, here is the total blocks owl has

pleroma=# select count(*) from user_relationships where source_id = '00000184-c2d8-5289-df9d-b5c32df30000' and relationship_type = '1';
 count
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   324
(1 row)

RT: https://poa.st/objects/d0549bf8-dad6-46bc-b586-27da062f0a70

pasture,
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I thought you were just memeing, holy fuck bro

graf, to random
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guess ill put pants on and go grab dinner so i can just sit inna hotel and vibe all night

what should i get? subway? pita? burger?

pasture,
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>subway is even an option

pasture,
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Eating them? Not really

pasture,
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I do not eat Chinese food

pasture,
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Buy a hot plate and get your chef on 👨‍🍳

pasture,
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couldn't download your other video on my phone, maybe it'll work on my computer

pasture,
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LMAO

pasture, to random
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>Buy Instacart with Klarna
DEATH

graf, to random
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@pasture i made a video of the pizza vending machine but you can’t even see anything other than the box moving so im not sure it’s worth it to send but i will if you want

pasture,
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It just shits out a frozen pizza and heats it in a microwave or convection oven?

pasture,
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How does a robot manage to burn a pizza?

pasture,
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I burn my frozen oven pizzas because it makes the delicious taste of the GMOs come out nicely but if I'm spending that much money on a pizza it better be fucking cooked right

pasture,
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I see some chef YouTubers that are like "I love my cheese 'New York style' with a little bit of brown on it 🤌."

You know who else loves the brown? Retards. Good thing those groups overlap.

pasture,
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I wish I had the patience to make pizza from scratch. That's the only thing I justify ordering out anymore because I know that I will never be a real pizzaiola.

RustyCrab, to random
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holy shit this is the mold that all other karens are made from

pasture,
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I bet there exists a picture of her wearing those Mickey Mouse ears you get at Disneyland

pasture, to random
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me trying to process that i spent $8 on shitty cake from a vending machine

pasture,
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Toronto

creamqueen, to random
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Biggest blackest most faggot retard gorilla nigger on the fediverse competition and your opponent is dushman

pasture,
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rooting for u

n3f_X, to random
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😫

pasture,
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this looks exactly like twitter but for people who like to gargle cum like mouthwash while wearing a cowboy hat

RealRaul, to random
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PINEAPPLE: :senko_scream:

pasture,
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this is the worst crime against pizza i've ever seen but i wanna try one

pasture,
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i want to know how it actually works, i can't find a video of it that's not heavily edited. does it literally poop out a pizza, microwave it, and then put it in a box?

pasture,
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i posted one on my account that exposed gamers from japan where it looked like it tried to assemble and then cook it in the robot itself, that was more impressive

pasture,
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that's a refrigerated vending machine except instead of soda it contains cake

pasture,
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>but it's from the CAKE BOSS
brother if i wanted to wait hours for mid cake i would just order one from the grocery store

graf, to random
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whys eth down almost 8% in the last 4 hours, what did you guys do why are all the cryptos tanking. bros whats going on

pasture,
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bros whats going on. i put my entire life savings into crypto a few days ago

RustyCrab, to random
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RustyCrab, to random
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well anyway I planned to get some stuff dont tonight but web of incompetence failed me so I guess I'm slacking off now

pasture,
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drinking some fresh soylent as a little treat (favorite flavor: vanilla) before booting up visual studio code on my mac to work on a react native app written in javascript that runs on android

graf, to random
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>he didnt order a pizza on pi day
explain yourself

pasture,
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I did not order out once this week and I'm determined to not break that streak. Tomorrow is either meatball subs or spaghetti and meatballs, I haven't decided

pasture,
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don't have any penne, will be linguini

pasture,
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achtually i like linguini better because imo the sauce covers it better

pasture,
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with penne you have a coated outer portion and then the inner portion is just dry

pasture,
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why would i do that when i can just have a pasta that gets coated in the sauce properly

pasture, to random
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@graf

pasture,
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looking to make it in bollywood

pasture, to random
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video/mp4

RustyCrab, to random
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Microplasrics makng brian tingel fnuny :retardsip:

pasture,
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Is this "ASMR"

RustyCrab, to random
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super serious software engineers using anime pfps at work will never not be funny to me

pasture,
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Everyone has a picture of themselves or their pets or nothing and then all of a sudden you see this woman with a Mikasa Ackerman picture

zero, to random
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why 'do reddit retards title things with "PSA" to make it sound more than just their opinion

pasture,
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PSA: I just shidded and farded in my pants

pasture,
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Follow up PSA: and cummed

pasture,
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Good.

graf, to random
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Out of respect for the Fediverse providing a superior service over Gab and this Instance in particular being of superb technical quality I have deferred a great deal in obscene and rude behavior turned towards me and others. And, while I will avoid flame wars and prolonged exchanges. I will not be nice in accordance with such behavior if I'm exposed to it again or see it happening. If you demand civility and do not in turn show it, you're a scurrilous dog. A kike by another name and blood, and no matter what pathetic excuse or branding you place upon it the act remains the same irrespective of the reason/label you put on it.

RT: https://poa.st/objects/5df55b18-e6ca-4640-bbd7-39195fa92e19

pasture,
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Sorry to hear that bro, or glad it happened

pasture,
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I have to wake up early tomorrow to get back in the wage cage

pasture,
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ouuuu waif why u spend so much time work u will catch achoo

pasture, to random
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Yeah, I game develop.

pasture,
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Pft I fucking wish

pasture, to random
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we do a little trolling

pasture, to random
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Nekobit getting more and more unhinged with every new account

pasture,
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No

pasture,
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> Write a eulogy for my buddy Nekobit's 17th alt account, he drowned it in a river like he would a bag of puppies

Ladies and gentlemen,

We gather here today to bid farewell to a digital presence, a persona that brought both laughter and camaraderie into our lives. Though unconventional, we mourn the passing of Nekobit's 17th alt account, a virtual entity lost to the depths of the digital river.

In its brief existence, this account carved out its own unique space in the vast landscape of the internet. It was a beacon of memes, a harbor for inside jokes, and a sanctuary for shared experiences. Through its interactions, it forged bonds of friendship and solidarity, proving that even in the virtual realm, connections can be real and meaningful.

Yet, as with all things in life, its journey has come to an unexpected and untimely end. We cannot ignore the tragic circumstances surrounding its demise, but let us remember the joy it brought during its time among us. Let us cherish the memories it gifted us and the laughter it inspired.

Though Nekobit's 17th alt account may no longer grace our screens, its spirit lives on in the shared moments and the fond recollections we hold dear. Let us honor its memory by carrying forward the camaraderie and goodwill it fostered, ensuring that its legacy endures beyond the digital realm.

Rest in peace, dear alt account. You may have been but a fleeting presence, but your impact will be felt long after your pixels fade into the ether. Farewell, and may your journey to the great server in the sky be filled with bytes of joy and endless upvotes.

pasture,
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It didn't let me put in all of the lyrics and then invented its own gay ones

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