TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar
Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent This could be us but you're not cold blooded :(

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons I'll have to work on my evil. :blobcatevil:

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent We're gonna make it boys

Jean_Philippe_Micheaux,
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent you wont but keep up the positivity i guess

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @TimeSpent But imagine just once I pull this off dear frog friend

Jean_Philippe_Micheaux,
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent I mean i read fantasy books all the time but i don't think the stuff is gonna happen you need to learn to separate the real from the fantasy friend

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @TimeSpent You sound like a nerd, you could learn a few things from chad lemon after I am done giving you swirlies

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux The swirly bit isn't giving you that masculine edge.

Jean_Philippe_Micheaux,
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons He's just goes back to where he was traumatized at to lash out at people it's sad.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Barbecued_Lemons I have never met a single person that has gotten a swirly. Seems like some 80's movie. Worst I got was pantsed in front of the baseball team.

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux Believe it or not I was fairly popular. Not in like the mean kid way but in the did my own thing and was generally just liked. A bunch of chickw also saw my abs in a speedo so that helped

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux I was too. Kinda floated in every group.

Jean_Philippe_Micheaux,
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons pretty much the same. although i did avoid the really nerdy groups they were too weeby back then and my social credit score would have crashed.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Barbecued_Lemons I did not avoid those. 😏

Jean_Philippe_Micheaux,
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons Fucking nerd.

Bet you had a lot orbiters from them groups.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Barbecued_Lemons I technically have a thing for more nerdy type dudes. They were mostly too shy. I didn't date much in HS though. I mean I went to like every dance but I was too busy for the other stuff. I dated like 2 dudes mostly jocks.

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Barbecued_Lemons me giving dating advice online: "just talk to her bro."
me identifying a girl I must just talk to: "wtf this sucks what the fuck"

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Barbecued_Lemons Don't think so much. You're a shitposter. Just shitpost my fren. Girls love to laugh and love being teased...not mean just playful.

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Barbecued_Lemons I'm pretty good at talking to girls, it's breaking the ice at which I fail.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Barbecued_Lemons Breaking things is my specialty. :blobcatevil:

You just did my fren, I didn't even bite or anything.

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Barbecued_Lemons Yes but you are my poast mutual, there is no need to say "SO I HEAR YOU HATE NIGGERS" with a cup of paper coffee in our hands.

John_Darksoul,
@John_Darksoul@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @TimeSpent @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Barbecued_Lemons Oh wait, is that not a good icebreaker? I need to go apologize to someone

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@John_Darksoul @TimeSpent @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Barbecued_Lemons It's a great icebreaker if you happen to know she does hate niggers.

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @John_Darksoul @TimeSpent @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Barbecued_Lemons Counterpoint, if she doesn't hate niggers, do you really want to pursue things further?

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck @John_Darksoul @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Barbecued_Lemons Still feel persuasion is possible. I got pushed into my ideology by men.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

that good Aryan dick has persuaded many a lass.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Xenophon @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck A bad Aryan dick pushes you the other way. Nothing pushed me further than dating a shitlib tbh.

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Xenophon @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck I was about to call you absolutely retarded for your dating choices, but the I remembered, woman. ☕

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck BC fucks your brain.

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck Boy cream?

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @Xenophon @yockeypuck Birth control. It changes who women seek for mating.

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @Xenophon @yockeypuck Same thing for Dreamer innit

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @Xenophon @yockeypuck He doesn't want to get you knocked up.

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @Xenophon @yockeypuck I just wanna be a seahorse innit

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @Xenophon ARE YOU TRANS

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @Xenophon (Yockey loves trains)

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @Xenophon Autisms.

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @Xenophon 14 autisms.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @Xenophon 13 now. I just stole one, sucker.

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @Xenophon Yeah, well I got your nose.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @Xenophon Give it back. :blobcatknife:

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @Xenophon What are you talking about?

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @Xenophon Bamboozled, yet again.

Jean_Philippe_Micheaux,
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @yockeypuck @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons @John_Darksoul @Xenophon since you have no nose any more I’m not gonna simp for you anymore

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @TimeSpent @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons @John_Darksoul @Xenophon It's okay, I'll sit on her shoulders and use my penis to cover the hideous scar on her face so she doesn't have to be embarrassed in public. :blobcatHeart:

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons @John_Darksoul @Xenophon And you say I'm weird. 🙄

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons @John_Darksoul @Xenophon Yes, yes I do.
>it's called a topknot btw

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons @John_Darksoul @Xenophon Disregarding everything you know about me, I'm the most normal person on this site.

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

So you only goon for 3 hrs a day?

Jean_Philippe_Micheaux,
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st avatar

@Xenophon @TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck nah she‘s lady only 2 hours for her

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Xenophon @TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck 6h for jelqing though

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Xenophon @Barbecued_Lemons @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck How does one jelq without a penis? Am I am doing this to other ppl?

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

You just let him push his penis into your vulva

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Xenophon @TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck She seems more like a VW type of girl anyways

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Xenophon @TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck Actually Subaru, but VW fits the joke better

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck Im not a lesbo.

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck So you're saying theres a chance

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @Xenophon @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck Not even remotely

Jean_Philippe_Micheaux,
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons @Xenophon @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck if she was gonna be a lesbo i imagine @TimeSpent would have some standards

Silverwolf,
@Silverwolf@nicecrew.digital avatar

THERE ARE NO LESBIANS ON POAST OR NICECREW

:darkness_embarrassed:

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Silverwolf @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Xenophon @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck I thought there was one. An older gal. I don't actually know though. Ppl troll me.

Silverwolf,
@Silverwolf@nicecrew.digital avatar

Who the fuck called me old?!

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@Silverwolf @TimeSpent @Xenophon @ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck Dreamer did it

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @Silverwolf @TimeSpent @Xenophon @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck I did not!
DM tits so I can tell everyone how not old you are.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons @Silverwolf @Xenophon @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck Can you read age with tits?

Normans_are_not_french,
@Normans_are_not_french@norwoodzero.net avatar

I reckon I could guess your age right cuz I'm just epic like that but I will not as I don't want to show off my skill on the tl innit

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Normans_are_not_french @Silverwolf @Xenophon @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @yockeypuck I bet you could. Not from my tits though.

Normans_are_not_french,
@Normans_are_not_french@norwoodzero.net avatar

You might never know if you don't try though 😀

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@Normans_are_not_french @Silverwolf @Xenophon @ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @TimeSpent @yockeypuck Bad Dan Bad :tamamo_bonk:

Normans_are_not_french,
@Normans_are_not_french@norwoodzero.net avatar

I can be trusted with noodes everybody knows that innit

Jean_Philippe_Micheaux,
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st avatar

@Normans_are_not_french @Barbecued_Lemons @Silverwolf @Xenophon @ForbiddenDreamer @John_Darksoul @TimeSpent @yockeypuck no you cant how many times have you been sextorted by Albanians last year?

Normans_are_not_french,
@Normans_are_not_french@norwoodzero.net avatar

Sorry, I can't see this Poast as you must be defederated

Jean_Philippe_Micheaux,
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st avatar

@Normans_are_not_french @Silverwolf @Xenophon @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @John_Darksoul @TimeSpent @yockeypuck beans on toast is mid

Sui,
@Sui@decayable.ink avatar

THIS KIND OF FUCKING HATESPEECH SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ON THIS PLATFORM, KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY FAGGOT

Silverwolf,
@Silverwolf@nicecrew.digital avatar

Just dip them in the beans lord why do you have to make this complicated and soggy?

Sui,
@Sui@decayable.ink avatar

> why do you have to make this complicated
> complicated

You pour the beans.. On the toast.

Silverwolf,
@Silverwolf@nicecrew.digital avatar

That makes the toast soggy :wario_angry:

Sui,
@Sui@decayable.ink avatar

Nah, toast not bread. Don't make a baked bean sammich... Actually that might be pretty good.. I'll get back to you on that..

Myshkin,
@Myshkin@nicecrew.digital avatar

hotdog bun

Silverwolf,
@Silverwolf@nicecrew.digital avatar

No that sounds okay if it has a sausage it'd be just a weird redneck chili dog

givenup,
@givenup@poa.st avatar

@Silverwolf @Myshkin @Sui @Xenophon @Normans_are_not_french @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @TimeSpent @yockeypuck meanwhile on this side of the thread, bean discussion.

Sui,
@Sui@decayable.ink avatar

And what's going on the other side?

Silverwolf,
@Silverwolf@nicecrew.digital avatar

R A P E

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Silverwolf @Sui @Myshkin @Xenophon @Normans_are_not_french @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @TimeSpent @givenup @yockeypuck (the good kind)

Silverwolf,
@Silverwolf@nicecrew.digital avatar

Not if I have anything to say about it. :demon_wojak:

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Silverwolf @Sui @Myshkin @Xenophon @Normans_are_not_french @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @TimeSpent @givenup @yockeypuck Who said you have any say in this? Like, you understand how rape works, right?

Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar

The lack of consent is certainly a core element of rape, I feel confident in saying that much.

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@Doll @ForbiddenDreamer @Sui @Myshkin @Silverwolf @Xenophon @Normans_are_not_french @Barbecued_Lemons @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @John_Darksoul @TimeSpent @givenup Fake news, when a woman has a rape fantasy it is when a man who she'd say "yes" to takes it from her without asking.

Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar

It's spelled 'RAPE', not 'LARP.'

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Every woman I've raped wanted it. 😏

Sui,
@Sui@decayable.ink avatar

> Everything I fuck is a woman.
> Every woman I've raped wanted it.

I'm noticing a pattern.

Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar

I'm noticing a trail of men with ass trauma and huge therapy bills.

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Good thing Sui has insurance. 😏

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