Grandtheftautism, 6 months ago

@Wormwood instead of imprisoning him, the dept of homeland security should recruit him. What a waste. Hacking from a FIRESTICK. JFC, this kid is a national treasure if they can just get him on our side.

Maybe they'll keep him in the hoosegow for a year or two, fill him full of meds, wait until people forget about him, and quietly come back at him with an offer he can't refuse. Of course, filling him full of meds is likely to dampen his edge.

Either way, he's gonna spend his life as a zoo animal, under constant observation in one facility or another. At least if he works for the government, he'll get unlimited tendies and Mountain Dew :(

Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

> Stick hacker kid in a hotel room with a cell phone, a TV, and a firestick.

This isn't a crime, it's a reality gameshow.

Monsignor_DickFace, 6 months ago

@Humpleupagus @Grandtheftautism @Wormwood Targeted to a hyper specialized demographic

Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

Scenario One:
> Be a boy
> Be autistic
> Go into hotel room
> Hack into corporation.
Verdict: Insane

Scenario Two:
> Be a boy
> Be autistic
> Go into hotel room
> Shoot estrogen
> Dress as woman
> Watch gay porn
> Have sex with random men
Verdict: Proud and Brave

Herman_Hetherington, 6 months ago

@Humpleupagus @Monsignor_DickFace @Grandtheftautism @Wormwood If he had been determined to be mentally healthy what kind of prison sentence would he have faced?

Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

I dunno. I assume 10 to 15, out in 5 with good behavior. They'd still fuck him for hacking, but it wouldn't be indefinite.

zaitcev, 6 months ago

@Wormwood meanwhile normies

graf, 6 months ago

@zaitcev @Wormwood this guy is a turbo sperg who blocked me and a lot of people involved in various ranks of tech for proving him wrong

Awoo, 6 months ago

@Wormwood
This is what they do to people who don't accept their "employment" offer.

Silverwolf, 6 months ago

Glowies are demonic in nature.

Wormwood, 6 months ago

beardalaxy, 6 months ago

@Wormwood it's really unfortunate how much potential this guy has and just hasn't had the proper guidance. he doesn't need a hospital, he needs a really good life coach/guidance counselor.

Humpleupagus, 6 months ago

He'll get a job as a cyber-security consultant. The hacker to consultant pipeline is real.