@CarlBLatro@alex@bot you say that but what really happens is shit like what happened at my old job.
Back when I worked at McDonald's, this retarded coworker who probably had room temperature IQ was talking about how one time he fake threw his phone out of the car window to show off/be funny bro and it actually went out of the car window and onto the pavement and whatnot. That's how he cracked his screen.