RustyCrab, 6 months ago

@inertia blender is optimized for donuts. That's what you should be making

inertia, 6 months ago

@RustyCrab Never say "make a donut" to a horse artist.
It's slang for you now what.

RustyCrab, 6 months ago

@inertia I don't know what but I think I'd rather not know what :crabyss:

inertia, 6 months ago

@RustyCrab I could tell you. It's really no issue. Barely an inconvenience. No problem at all. No sir-re. Very possible.

RustyCrab, 6 months ago

@inertia :povgun: :crabyss:

inertia, 6 months ago

@RustyCrab Excuse me Sir. I can't help but notice that you are choosing the comfortable lie. Are you sure the horrible truth is not preferable?

... we have underground raves... just saying.

RustyCrab, 6 months ago

@inertia I chose to believe both of those pills are just going to kill me

inertia, 6 months ago

@RustyCrab That's actually a very based take. You see, if you die in the matrix you die IRL. If you get out, a robot will hug you. But his arms are made of tentacles with sharp edges. Death is inescapable.

The only choice you have is between your normal live as boring, talking crab. Or a really cool underground rave.

That is the true message of the Matrix! Choices are meaningless.

In that spirit let me tell you what the asshole of a horse looks like. Hint: it is donut shaped.

RustyCrab, 6 months ago

@inertia
:bullet: :blood: :niggathumbsup: :gun: