KK954,
@KK954@nicecrew.digital avatar
ACL9000,
@ACL9000@poa.st avatar

@KK954 One: lol
Two: lmao
Three: I'm still not even clear on what he thinks anyone would face "consequences" for, and I doubt he knows, either.

Snidely_Whiplash,
@Snidely_Whiplash@nicecrew.digital avatar

He will do nothing. He's just trying to intimidate.

VaxxSabbath,
@VaxxSabbath@poa.st avatar

@Snidely_Whiplash @KK954 @ACL9000 I'm not sure that "attempting to intimidate a literal horde of anons, including people like 'Cumberland Gap Face' @Azzmador, with 'liferuin' in this shit economy while being a 100% known facefag" is a great idea and a path to victory for the man

SilverDeth,
@SilverDeth@poa.st avatar

@VaxxSabbath @Snidely_Whiplash @KK954 @ACL9000 @Azzmador Taking away all the reasons the dude with the Daryl Dixon stare has to not break Rob's chicken-bone neck...

...follow Rob Colbert on Gab for this and other long-term survival strategies...

Azzmador,
@Azzmador@poa.st avatar

@SilverDeth @VaxxSabbath @Snidely_Whiplash @KK954 @ACL9000 Is he now trying to claim I DDoSed his website and swatted him? Sorry, not in my skillset nor do I have any desire to do any such thing. gab.com/shadowknight412/posts/112095767967796340

ACL9000,
@ACL9000@poa.st avatar

@Azzmador @SilverDeth @VaxxSabbath @Snidely_Whiplash @KK954 We need someone to soyjack that photo.

UnCL3,
@UnCL3@poa.st avatar

@ACL9000 @Azzmador @SilverDeth @VaxxSabbath @Snidely_Whiplash @KK954 wut?

I did this about an hour ago

I even quosted it to her, since she was demanding an apology from Azz or whatever tf

n3f_X,
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

rob is melting down on gab saying he is after u now

internetfreak,
@internetfreak@poa.st avatar

@n3f_X @UnCL3 @KK954 @Snidely_Whiplash @ACL9000 @Azzmador @SilverDeth @VaxxSabbath Holy shit that's a lot of words I can't read. This guy's fucking nuts

n3f_X,
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

LOl he is going after just anybody who has a problem with him doxing and threatening ppl ... he needs to get tf off the internet

image/png

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

> Calm down

> Nooooooooooo! 😡

Woman moment

n3f_X,
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

Lol rob literally shitting his pants on the public timeline

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Oh shit....

He's posting on reddit now.

BattleDwarfGimli,
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital avatar

This is open threats and intended misuse of courts. You can't start a lawsuit just to obtain somebody's private information in order to (break laws and) dox people. That's a crime - perhaps even a federal crime.

I recommend everyone on his list file emotional damages, threats, threats conveyed by digital/electronic means, harassment, and intimidation charges.

Geese, gander, and such.

@Azzmador @judgedread

Red_Hat,
@Red_Hat@nicecrew.digital avatar

We're gunna need some BIG BRAIN help here. @Humpleupagus

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

First, you don't use warrants, you use subpoenas for non-parties and discovery requests for parties.

Second, abuse of process is illegal and actionable. That's when a court process is used for a purpose other than its intended purpose. Whether the activity is an abuse of process or privileged litigation activity turns on many factors, his tweet does not help him.

Third, attorneys can also be liable for abuse of process, so he has to find one willing to take it on. If he can't, he can't issue a subpoena or discovery, only the court or an attorney can, so he has to get the court to issue each.

There's also motions to quash subpoenas. Just because someone requests something doesn't mean they get it. You can object to the subpoena via motion to quash. You can also just object in the response and make him file a motion to compel response. The grounds for objections and quashing are many. Discovery can be similarly limited or objected to.

Finally, he's being way dramatic and doesn't know the proper term. This is typically a sign that someone is full of shit and can be ignored.

Anyone who litigates self represented in anything other than small claims is a fool. Procedure alone with fuck them. Decorum and when to make argument will also.

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Wouldn't this screencap make any requests instantly invalid in that case?

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Not necessarily. What if he had a legitimate claim?

It could be evidence that the requests are illegitimate though and being used to harass, etc.. It's the courts call.

I don't get the jail time threat. Not responding to civil process has to be dealt with via civil contempt process. Compelling responses must first be dealt with via monetary sanctions, it's only after the party refuses to respond to multiple, escalating orders on the same discovery / subpoena that a court can jail. This is constitutional.

BattleDwarfGimli,
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital avatar

"I don't get the jail time threat."

I do. I know him. He knows just enough about the law to be a danger to himself, and others in the blast radius.

Azzmador,
@Azzmador@poa.st avatar

@BattleDwarfGimli @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @KK954 @Red_Hat @judgedread Well, he has zero evidence that I did anything illegal, because I didn't.

BattleDwarfGimli,
@BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital avatar

You'll note that I have made exactly zero comments in that direction, because it's looney tunes.

What is bad here, is that he is stating his intent over digital networks to commit actual crimes, and to attempt to exploit the courts to do so.

That's bad, bruh. That's bad.

Azzmador,
@Azzmador@poa.st avatar
Aly,
@Aly@poa.st avatar

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    @Aly @BattleDwarfGimli @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @KK954 @Red_Hat @judgedread No, I don't know him at all. Gimli says he does.

    Aly,
    @Aly@poa.st avatar

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  • WisconsinDissident,
    @WisconsinDissident@poa.st avatar

    @Aly @Azzmador @BattleDwarfGimli @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @KK954 @Red_Hat @judgedread That's what people have been saying all day. His threats aren't based in reality and are approaching the level of movie villain psychopath.

    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    I break litigants like this. I keep them hot af, get them to escalate day after day, until they burn out. Fire cleanses you know.

    absurdlyobfuscated,
    @absurdlyobfuscated@poa.st avatar

    @Azzmador @BattleDwarfGimli @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @KK954 @Red_Hat @judgedread Rob Colbert villain arc is less entertaining than expected.

    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    What's the back story?

    Dudebro,
    @Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

    We wanted Hans Gruber and we got Skeletor.

    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    I wanted Snake Plissken.

    Dudebro,
    @Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Thanks for the answer

    Rose,
    @Rose@nicecrew.digital avatar

    It’s so rare we see the serious side of you.

    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    My job is serious, and I'm not getting paid to be here. 😏

    Dudebro,
    @Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

    You do it for free

    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    And that's the quality of work you get here.

    Doll,
    @Doll@decayable.ink avatar

    Bringing out my vintage Hump memes..

    video/mp4

    Red_Hat,
    @Red_Hat@nicecrew.digital avatar
    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    Yoink

    Doll,
    @Doll@decayable.ink avatar

    I feel like everyone needs this.

    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    Autofalacio? 🤔

    Doll,
    @Doll@decayable.ink avatar

    Autorhinofellatio?

    Doll,
    @Doll@decayable.ink avatar

    I was wrong.

    In other news, I hate humans.

    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    What I read... "jews get fucked"

    Doll,
    @Doll@decayable.ink avatar

    @Formerly_Trucks :paw: :paw:

    Formerly_Trucks,
    @Formerly_Trucks@decayable.ink avatar

    :hump::hump::hump:

    Red_Hat,
    @Red_Hat@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Slower version

    Doll,
    @Doll@decayable.ink avatar

    :hump:

    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    God dammit. Now I gotta login and upload an emoji. 😒

    ThisFuckinGuy,
    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    Me at work vs me on the fediverse

    image/jpeg

    chainsaw_appreciator,
    @chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Also it's about $350-500 a pop for process service of a single document. More if your target is a dangerous weirdo or lives out in Dirtfuck-Nowhere National Forest (i.e. half the fedi).

    And if, say, those papers get served incorrectly, or never reach their intended destination, then did you ever really send them?

    video/webm

    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    Law is a shit show. I do a lot of civil defense, so I'm always looking for that broken link in the chain.

    chainsaw_appreciator,
    @chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital avatar

    >I'm always looking for that broken link in the chain.
    Literally your fucking job lmao

    Red_Hat,
    @Red_Hat@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Hump hard at work!

    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    It's an apt metaphor. I take in other people's shit for a living.

    BattleDwarfGimli,
    @BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Paralegal here. The rogs I see. Oh, the rogs I see.

    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    My condolences. 😥

    ocotillo42,
    @ocotillo42@nicecrew.digital avatar

    Legal secretary here. Especially if the case is pro per (defending oneself). Oof.

    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    Here in California, we have mandatory case management conferences, the first of which is roughly 120 days after filing and continuing every 60 to 90 days until trial is set. They're like a cattle call. There will be 10 to 20 cases called in an hour. Watching the pro pers while I'm waiting for my case to be called is always entertaining.

    JoshuaSlocum,
    @JoshuaSlocum@poa.st avatar

    @Humpleupagus @Red_Hat @BattleDwarfGimli @KK954 @Azzmador @judgedread yes, but, Colbert is turbo-angry on the Internet
    which trumps logic and laws and such
    don't you feel foolish now

    Humpleupagus,
    @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

    I am defeated.

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