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BattleDwarfGimli

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Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks.

"That Fed Nigger"

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BattleDwarfGimli, to random
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Candidate for POTD: "Both are wash water from the devil's own socks."

/cc @HockeyDoxie

BattleDwarfGimli, to random
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Say “I’m a fucking kike”, without saying “I’m a fucking kike”.

BattleDwarfGimli, to random
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Et voila.

BattleDwarfGimli, to random
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I am going to engage in a little White Shaming this morning. I think it is merited.

How many of you are genuinely able to name more than one piece of classical music that isn't hammered to death by Hollywood? How many of you can name a composer other than Mozart or Beethoven, AND THEN, name a piece of music associated with that composer? How many of you have read Kipling, or Robert Service, or Thomas Mallory? Can you name the Greek, Roman, or Norse gods, beyond the ones mocked by the jews at Marvel Comics? In what year did the German people slaughter three whole Roman legions in the Teutoburg Forest?

Far too many of you can name and sing along to every nigger rap song out there, and know every Jap anime that has ever existed (except Appleseed; nobody seems to know Appleseed), and have seen every jew-made Hollywood blockbuster out there.

But almost none of you know Allegri.

I put a geas upon you. But you probably don't know what a geas is, do you.

geas (plural geasa or geases)

pron. "Ges".

(originally in ancient Irish religion and mythology) A vow, obligation or injunction placed upon someone to do something, which typically brings harm if violated and blessings if obeyed.

Do one thing today, to enrich your understanding of White Culture and improve your knowledge of your own people.

BattleDwarfGimli, to random
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I fucking wish Trump was anything like Hitler or Mussolini.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/elon-musk-fires-back-robert-de-niro-comparing-trump-hitler-mussolini-makes-no-sense

BattleDwarfGimli, to random
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I am officially in the Bee Business. 🐝 🐝 🐝

Partnering up with a local vineyard to manage their hives in exchange for 3 (physical box) hives and the bees that go in them.

The mead shall flow.

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20 years ago (almost exactly, actually) the United States Army utterly destroyed my career and my life, caused me massive trauma, nearly drove me to suicide three different times, obliterated $140,000 in assets that I had very carefully accumulated over a decade, falsely accused me of crimes, falsely investigated me, failed to prosecute me, and then threw me out with an Honorable Discharge because I was causing too much trouble, daring to retaliate against them via Congressional investigations.

This cost me a TS/SCI security clearance (as high as it goes) and the ability to work in my field ever again, and just for fun they put a felony charge in my FBI file and never told me about it (this happens all the time, by the way, as I was to find out), which cost me countless jobs because I would apply, not knowing the false record was there. I only found it by accident, 12 years after it had been done.

Why was all of this done to me?

Because a BDE HQ Company 1st Sergeant wanted to fuck my wife.

So, I just got off the phone with a lawyer. For $15,000 I can get that record expunged. 20 years after the fact. 20 years after the damage has been done.

Can I seek punitive damages in civil court? Sure, if I have a spare $200,000 to operate in the jew-owned civil courts. There is no guarantee of outcome though.

NEVER LET YOUR CHILD ANYWHERE NEAR THE UNITED STATES MILITARY. It takes NOTHING for them to PERMANENTLY DESTROY YOUR LIFE, and there will be NOTHING you can do about it.

Sorry for the wall o' text. I'm fuckin' angry.

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BattleDwarfGimli,
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Paralegal here. Can confirm. The number of window-licking, paste-eating lawyers is staggering. My favorite objection by far is: "Vague. Plaintiff does not know what Defendant means by 'put attach policy docments here for all wholesale equipment for costs to Plaintiff for all years", or other spectacularly retarded word salad.

BattleDwarfGimli,
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Print too small. Can't blow up.

BattleDwarfGimli,
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Michigan is vastly different. "Vague" is used for word salad here. "Ambiguous" is used for unclear rogs or RFP. We see a lot of "Cumulative" - paste-eating associates demanding all correspondence that they sent us (in those words; "Copies of all correspondence (etc.) that Def. sent to Plaintiff"), a SHOCKING amount of demands for "all correspondence between Pl. Atty and client", and way more Bronson objections than I used to see 16 years ago in LA when I was with Dreier Stein.

BattleDwarfGimli,
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I am but a lowly paralegal. I do my discoveries and disclosures and auths.

I did case mgmt at Dreier, which was a lot more fun, mostly because the Lexis guy would take us out for nice lunches when they knew big cases were coming up, to schmooze us into using their electronic war rooms... Our office at the Water Gardens didn't hurt either.

BattleDwarfGimli,
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So there are still a few Lincoln Lawyers left in LA.... I feel like somebody should make a movie...

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NOT MUCH DAWG WHAT'S GORF WITH YOU

RT: https://seal.cafe/objects/09511b60-573f-4994-8abe-5ffdac8b3820

BattleDwarfGimli,
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Sorry. Taylor Swift isn’t a man. She came into the law firm I used to work at in LA when she was about 18 or so. One of our attorneys had her on his books, along with the Cranberries. I think the Hollywood jews deliberately androgynized her to appeal to the faggotry fan base.

BattleDwarfGimli,
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OMG Corel Draw. Can we turn it all into Web DHTML stuff with MacroMedia afterward?

BattleDwarfGimli,
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I'm really, really good with Photoshop (had a design company until the Lockdowns killed it) - I need to learn Gimp. I simply don't need all the Adobe stuff anymore.

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Nazism is so last year. I'm Gorf-right now.

BattleDwarfGimli,
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I always miss The Next New Thing™. I'm never there when it happens. Sell me. Enlighten me.

BattleDwarfGimli,
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But... What is?...

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https://gab.com/shadowknight412/posts/112095420038248317

BattleDwarfGimli,
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This is open threats and intended misuse of courts. You can't start a lawsuit just to obtain somebody's private information in order to (break laws and) dox people. That's a crime - perhaps even a federal crime.

I recommend everyone on his list file emotional damages, threats, threats conveyed by digital/electronic means, harassment, and intimidation charges.

Geese, gander, and such.

@Azzmador @judgedread

BattleDwarfGimli,
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"I don't get the jail time threat."

I do. I know him. He knows just enough about the law to be a danger to himself, and others in the blast radius.

BattleDwarfGimli,
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Paralegal here. The rogs I see. Oh, the rogs I see.

BattleDwarfGimli,
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You'll note that I have made exactly zero comments in that direction, because it's looney tunes.

What is bad here, is that he is stating his intent over digital networks to commit actual crimes, and to attempt to exploit the courts to do so.

That's bad, bruh. That's bad.

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