I'd bring my own table, beat the shit out of her, rip her clothes off, bend her over it, fuck her in the butt until she squirts turds, and then tell her to fuck off while throwing her outside without a pile of her own clothes.
Don't get me started on car shit dude. I was with a chick that blew her head gasket because her cat was clogged. Dumbo said she didn't think it was any big deal her car was slow as fuck cuz it still drove
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